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I'm not weird! I just do things differently abnormal. 😏 |Website designer| Manchester United fan| Agbafian |cocunut head
Lagos, 🇳🇬 Katılım Mayıs 2015
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Talk about men are not the enablers, I was in the hostel one evening like that when a girl next to me was on the phone with a guy
Shouting and demanding only to say:
“If you can’t run it, another guy will so no stress me” and just hung up!
I first look her face
At first, I thought she was joking… but she wasn’t. I could literally hear the entitlement in her voice. I tried to step in, telling her, “That kind thing no good… you shouldn’t talk like that.”
I dey try advice am, I never even land before her phone buzzed.
Alert.
Money don drop.
Na so she smiled, turned to me, and said,
“Na you dey do ‘good girl’.”
The guy dey even call back she said she no go pick, say she go do small shakara make he no think say nah the money change her mind.
Since then, i no dey rate men that simp again, in fact they irritate my guts 🚮
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@iamklausenburg A couple went for a picnic but nobody went to the pichnic.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
Treat a woman how she ought to be treated not how she wants to be treated.
Miriam Ogbonna@miriamogb
I love it so much when a man listens to me. Its HOT! I told this man that his earrings won’t work for the character he was about to play and he didn’t argue. He just took the earrings off. Do you know how attractive that is? He didn’t argue. He just did what I wanted. 😍😍😍😍
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@TalkswithAkwa Congratulations 🎉!
Ask what can I do for you tonight?
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
Finally……. Money received!.
It’s nice doing business with you my girl. Till further notice.
Akwaugo | nwaoma@TalkswithAkwa
The person that borrowed one million naira from me last year and paid back 900k in February. Promised to pay back the 100k first week of this month. But never did is celebrating her daughters birthday today and her WhatsApp status is choked with doings. I’m tempted to spoil that celebration by questioning her why she doesn’t want to balance up. But my conscience is telling me not to be a kill joy, even though i have wished her daughter a happy birthday. Will it be wrong of me to demand for my balance today guys?
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@OgodoSandra Na to naked swear for the person now. Especially if na virgin.
Tears of a crying woman can move mountains.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
Importance of a father figure in a woman's life.
Your father should be your first love.
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
There is something I noticed that my wife is teaching our daughter. Every Sunday, when they return from church, my daughter brings 'puff puff' to me, which she bought for me. It's her mother's money, but she would always say: "Daddy, I bought you this." Then do you know what I always tell her? "Thank you for my daughter, you're beginning to learn how you'd treat your man when you come of age. This is what your mother was always doing whenever she visited me. One of the reasons I married her". End.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@Prestigious_Gt Omooo! Let me just look at it as rage baiting.
Mere content to get impressions
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
I thought after yesterday's trend you people would at least catch some sense.
Excuse me, are you mad?
Uche_Ria@Uche_Gloriaa
Can a 9-5 man bag her?
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A scooter that literally won’t fall
OMOWAY unveiled OMO X — a self-balancing electric scooter that stays upright at all times.
it’s basically a two-wheeled robot.
For beginners — no learning curve.
Falling off your bike might officially be a thing of the past.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@Mareeyah_ @ThaBoyYom For real!
Well she has made peace with God so all is well.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
The wildest thing is that those children belong to her sister's husband.
Everest@novieverest
Nedu became very insecure. He was doubting the paternity of my last child. Unfortunately for him, it was the first child. 😭😭 I think Nedu's wife wins it all.
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I've made peace with God and that's all that's important.
Later when we say it's only God that can forgive you not me they'll be complaining.
Everest@novieverest
Nedu became very insecure. He was doubting the paternity of my last child. Unfortunately for him, it was the first child. 😭😭 I think Nedu's wife wins it all.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
“At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice, and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols.”
— Aldous Huxley
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@MojisayoD My sister in the Lord forget church and religion and focus on God.
In biblical times prophet were not in charge of joining couples together.
It was an agreement between families.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
Let’s be clear.
The woman made her choice.
She decided to marry a muslim.
My issue is with Christians who wanted to gaslight us into thinking that this is right because a popular pastor joined them together.
Its evil.
A perfect example of the of abnormalities in the church.
Reuben Abati@abati1990
Convincing Her Was A Bit Difficult – Juma Jux Opens Up On Priscilla Ojo’s Conversion To Islam tinyurl.com/mn56ub3t
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@riittaaje @BlessingCh73232 I'm Acrophobic.
Toto-Owu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
You probably have one of these
15 phobias you should know
• Acrophobia → fear of heights
• Trypophobia → fear of clusters of small holes
• Ophidiophobia → fear of snakes
• Coulrophobia → fear of clowns
• Astraphobia → fear of thunder and lightning
• Hemophobia → fear of blood
• Aerophobia → fear of flying
• Tokophobia → fear of pregnancy or childbirth
• Emetophobia → fear of vomiting
• Scopophobia → fear of being stared at
• Somniphobia → fear of sleep
• Atychiphobia → fear of failure
• Chronophobia → fear of time passing
• Necrophobia → fear of dead things
• Pediophobia → fear of dolls
Which one is yours? 👀
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@BlessedGirl001 I thought they said men are the reason women do BBL?!
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This is a fat lie!!! Are there not men with legit jobs and businesses? But you chose to defraud people of their hard earned money and claim women pushed you into it?? — I thought you're reasonable.😂🤦♀️
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