Simon “Violator” Kirk

God I’m such a chud

@pasqualelamar Don’t listen to the sirens (bad bitches from San Antonio)

Today I (Odysseus) will be returning from Troy (Billings, Montana) to my home Ithica (Ocean City, Maryland). Poseidon (my stupid sister) insists on taking the long way so she can move to Athens (Austin, Texas). Wish me luck, I will be listening to both the Iliad and the Odyssey!

@ILoveHating1234 Happy Hump day Mr. OJ

OJ says happy Wednesday #SOTD

@pasqualelamar Sick track

The hand of God painted this beautiful bag room closing shift

Absolute hockey pucks for dinner tonight. Happy Friday!

Idk if I can survive this

@pasqualelamar 10 and 2 and stay in the tracks. You aren’t from Texas Mr. Lamar Cheers and enjoy the west my friend

Stressed my ass off behind the wheel driving through Wyoming. June 27th and driving through snow. All while my girlfriend is freaking out because of the new love island episode. #gowest

@pasqualelamar Cash is king. Dave Ramsey would be proud

Solo trip to Buffalo Wild Wings in Billings, Montana. #gowest

Who spilled the beans…

@bluutooth_ What dat mean

Be warned: if I get recommended your profile and we have a bunch of Ostwt mutuals I WILL be #following even if I have no idea who you are on here

@pasqualelamar Those paired with neon/Marvel Nike elites… #bringmeback

This shoe was unbelievably popular with the middle school crowd when I was in middle school. Great shoe and drove them in to the ground.

@pasqualelamar Maybe filter in Root Beer on this list and we r talking. Love the squad you have on here regardless

I believe the appropriate Mount Rushmore is: Cotton Candy Blue Razz Butter scotch Cherry

@bluutooth_ Can’t miss 98Rock night at the yard. July 10th if I’m not mistaken

Anyone going to an Os game soon or have specific ones marked on your calendars?

@pasqualelamar Wettest bowl west of the Mississippi

While it does look tasty (and it is tasty). This is a perfect example of shrinkflation!

@pasqualelamar @barstoolUMD Bunch of pansies running that barstool account..

I’d like to revisit this as a lot of people did not get the sarcasm. Fuck you @barstoolUMD. TOP FIVE BARS IN THE US - LAMARS TAKES 1: RJ BENTLEYS FILLING STATION - College Park, MD 2: The rest simply does not matter

@yordanball You are the coworker

Coworker got nuked and just got an 11am HR meeting for tomorrow. Never been more over

Going into Yellowstone and won’t have service. If Baz throws a gem today and the O’s take the win. Send a pigeon to notify me. LETS GO O’S‼️‼️ #gowest

@az__GZ5GFg Mumbai

@iamsimonkirk This is truly beautiful, which country is this?

This and a Zyn

@pasqualelamar I wish

@iamsimonkirk Is this Tehran?