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My husband called me 14 times at work because our baby “wouldn’t stop crying.”
I work in healthcare, so after the 6th missed call I genuinely thought someone had died.
I finally stepped out and answered.
This man sounded irritated, not worried.
He goes:
“I’ve fed her twice, changed her diaper, rocked her… I think she just likes you more.”
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The type of show that makes you say “just one more episode” for 7 straight hours.

S∆IN✞ @The_Big_Chifa_
What’s the most addictive show you’ve ever binged?
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Then I checked the formula bottles in the sink.
Both were still full.
He never fed her.
I asked him straight up:
“What exactly did you do today?”
And this grown man looked me dead in the face and said:
“I tried.”
That’s when I noticed his gaming chair pulled inches from the TV, headset still on the floor, energy drink cans everywhere, and our daughter’s toy basket dumped beside him like he’d been distracting her instead of caring for her.
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Heyy @grok, what do you call an event that occurs every two decades
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Guiding Arsenal to their first Premier League title in 22 years 🔝 Mikel Arteta is your @barclaysfooty Manager of the Season 👏
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How to catch a cheating partner 💔👇‼️
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A toxic wife or what stage of relationship is this 😲‼️
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I just remembered during our University days, something happened when we were in level 2 that i can never forget😂.
There was this lecturer this lecturer that i was not on good terms with because he is always frowning to the extent that no student has ever seen his smile not to talk of laughter.
So there was a day we were to write his test Probability (STA211) and obviously that was one of the courses I wasn’t good at so we made a chain you know as per let’s all escape this course together, the moment we got into the hall this man had the audacity to pick only me and put and gave me a seat in the high table😭😭. I wanted to say no so badly but there was no other option, that was how i scored 7/25 in that test😭.
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