Steve Bent

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 19 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 19 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

@HUGOBOSS @BootsUK wouldn’t take back my broken after shave. I literally want to access the fragrance in the bottle I bought. #NotaBigAsk

@BBC6Music Kill. Em. All.

You have three words to tell us which band tee you'll be wearing for #TShirtDay tomorrow - *without* using the name of the band or artist. Let's see if we can guess 🤔 Go! 1 __________ 2 __________ 3___________

@philkieran Evil 😈

I bought my Yamaha CS30 about 5-7 years ago, it never really worked properly and I've struggled to find the parts to fix it. Today, for the first time ever it's fully working along with the internal sequencer. This is how it sounded today for the first time.....

What the hell are NFTs anyway?!? Do any of you guys get this stuff?!!

…eh hem… and with the link…

Standard. Flagrant. But nothing new. Fuckers.

@olithorne77 Under his eye.

Just applying for secondary schools and it strikes me as odd that in modern Britain my child would have had markedly different chances if we were religious. How can that be right?

Heads of state hide money!!?! My world has been turned upside down. 🙄 #PandoraPapers #pandoraleaks #PandoraFiles #noshitsherlock

@stereogum 😢🥰

Dr. Lonnie Smith, the legendary jazz Hammond organist, has died at 79 bit.ly/3zQn35h

@luxconduct I always cut my pizza into 6 slices rather than 8. That way I’m eating less slices. #diet #weightloss #maths #onepizza

@IamTomWalker Cracked me up.

I'm running out of music so feel free to get online and start panic buying my tunes 👌

@POTUS It does have to be said tho… coz… there’s lots of really obvious tax breaks/loops/rates that shouldn’t exist… but do! So when you say this, it’s almost like you’re trying to say that all the tax laws, and other laws, are based in common sense and reasonableness…they’re not.

I can’t believe this has to be said, but a teacher shouldn’t pay a higher tax rate than a hedge fund manager.

@uk_sf_writer Omg. Totally agree. It totally feels all icky when it unlocks all those suppressed feelings inside… …right?

I'm sure this comment will cause howls of anger, but I won't be watching Strictly Come Dancing, this season until any same-gender dancers are eliminated. I really don't care what people do in private why should I? I just don't want to watch it. #WokeBBC driving an agenda.

@philkieran Would love to see it when it’s done. Got nothing for ya tho. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I dunno if Blick or Glen Layburn were filming any of the events they were doing back in the day (Thompson’s? Venue?) Don’t ever remember any cameras / crews at DHs Sugar Sweet…

PLEASE! can anyone can help us with this?

@PlayBlankos At 4mins to PugLife, we kept getting an error, that never happened before “Error: BLOOMINECK”. Internet was fine, no processes running in the background, and were logged in already. My kid now has $50 sitting in his blankos account unnecessarily. Can you help?

@dubpistols Wait… is this not the best of both worlds…. (Or am I missing it) #fansupport #bandsgetpaid #riskdecreased

Something i'm hearing across the board at the moment is club shows that have sold out but only 50% of ticket holders showing up? whilst i understand the worry around covid this situation is seriously effecting our industry which is still on its knees

@RichardWiseman God I love your humour. Such “fanboyishness” but if you did standup… I’d go… be at the front… and PMSL. Right. End of fanboy gush.

I appear to have found the Devil’s house.

Sorry… the end of the what now…?!? #wrongTwitter #decadestogo