uSthembiso
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uSthembiso
@iamsthere
I tell computers to do stuff... Sometimes they listen. 1-2-4-5-3 Cars| Tech| Stonks
Durban Katılım Kasım 2013
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This church owes us R1.8m. Aowa Modimo otla re tshwarela rona ra tima.
#TshwaneYaTima
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@AliMogashoa @CityTshwane @KgadimeMahlatji Better bring the tithes and offerings with you and pay that bill
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@CityTshwane @KgadimeMahlatji You cannot tima the church, if you tima we will meet in court.
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Also: give ZF their flowers🤌🏾. They’re on an insane run with those ZF8 boxes.
Hlovo@hlovo_
Petrolhead versuz: Aston Martin Vanquish or Ferrari Dodici Cilindri—where is your money going? Aston: 5.2L twin-turbocharged V12 824hp 1000Nm 8-speed automatic ZF transmission RWD Ferrari: 6.5L naturally aspirated V12 830hp 678Nm 8-speed dual-clutch transmission RWD
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@mzee_zn @MohlaleGCR Why on earth are you in the emergency lane ?
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@MohlaleGCR I'll never ever move to the emergency lane so I can allow someone to break the law and drive way past the designated speed. I'll only move law enforcement and first responders. They also have to be flashing their lights and sirens.
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One thing about a leaked sex tape is that the general public will never think it’s good enough 😂
Everyone becomes a sex expert all of a sudden. Anyone who thinks they can do better needs to post their work so we can critique it 😭
We actually don’t give pornstars enough props for what they’re able to do on screen. Making sex look aesthetically pleasing takes real skill.
(PS: this isn’t a post-nut clarity tweet)
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@iamsthere First time I even found out about it.
I guess it answers the question "What do you do when you have a back smash on your Lumina right after your son has a front smash on his Spark?"
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@linda_mot Okay, but drivers should use it for emergencies only. And we all know that most people who drive over the 120 limit are not in any kind of emergency..
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The fast lane is called an emergency lane for a reason. You need to move when a car travelling faster than you is asking you to make way for them even if you're doing 120km/h. It's literally the law forcing you to move. You can deal with your insecurities later. Just move man
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The more Palestinian history you read, the more you realise South Africa almost didn’t make it
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The more Palestinian history you read the more pro Palestinian you become
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@LwaziMBK @MaxonHadebe_ 🤣 bathi a DDOS that began on Friday is “planned maintenance”
There was no maintenance page, nothing.
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@KhandaniM @KatlegoMaseng1 🤣 they were getting cars from Iran, RHD converting, and rebranding them locally.
Those cars were horrible.
machinetoolmarket.co.za/2019/11/05/new…
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Meet Tatenda Mungofa and Thulisa Sosibo — the founders of Mureza Auto Co, an African-owned automotive company currently manufacturing cars in Pretoria, South Africa. 🇿🇦🚘
At a time when Africa imports most of its vehicles, these young innovators are building cars designed by Africans, for Africans. Their mission is bigger than business — it’s about proving that world-class manufacturing and innovation can come from the continent. 🙌🏾🔥
This is African excellence in motion.
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@MaxonHadebe_ @LwaziMBK If you honestly believe this, and that SITA was not breached, boy do I have a bridge over the N1 to sell to you.
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@MaxonHadebe_ @LwaziMBK 🤣 then why was the saps site down for over 24hrs?
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@BoogieHarrySA @sami_oamen @AfricaFactsZone don't worry ....its matter of time ..bookmark this....the real economic about to show
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Ambassadors of African countries are boycotting the Africa Day event in South Africa over concerns about their citizens' safety.
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@JusticeMlati @MokoenaDee lol… it only just recovered.
It’s been taking a beating since Friday.
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