T E X S Y✌🏼

“Protect the girl child” is what we hear every day. But, please don’t neglect the boy child and expect a healthy society.

@chudy_jnr Pele o Pablochudy

A fhucking Anambra man has FREDERICK as his first name and LEONARD as his surname. A full-grown Nnewi man whose parents are both Igbo!

This boy ehn always remind yourself to choose you first. Because people will use and dump you

I built my mum an augmented reality filter for her birthday 🥹💜 So when she steps outside, the sky literally tells her: “Happy Birthday to the best mum ever!!!”

@faith_adewale_ @favour80286 This is beautiful. Happy birthday mummy

@john322226 2026 📌

What year did you buy your first car ?

@AyeshaLiq Especially when he was calling 😂

I have a lot to say about MONICA 2 but my biggest anger is of all the actors in Nollywood, she chose to use this bros that is famous for his roles as gigolo and duping women in Yoruba movies for happy ending 🫠🫠🫠 Now my mind can’t rest even with the happy ending cos what if he decides to do what he did to Opeyemi Aiyola to Monica tomorrow 😭😭😭

A mentally stable person uploaded a movie that racked up over 4 million views in just 15 hours, a jobless person is grumbling that it’s not interesting and that there shouldn’t have been a part 2. How much can you offer her if she is jobless like you?

Christianity is wild, you'd be gaslighted from childhood that you were born with sin.

@iamtexsy I am working on that.🙂‍↔️

If you ask me when are you getting married, you should not be angry if I ask you when do you want to die?

@Owiggy_ You no see my msg? You suppose use town crier to announce you are back o😏

@iamtexsy Oshey baby

There was a year back in uni, i passed all my courses without any carryover but there was something making me sad that day. My brother saw me and was confused, he asked why am i not happy and i replied him saying “i dey miss my carryovers” Na small remain make he deck me😂😂

@BalogunSonia4 This guy used to call me Teșimoni in school, after many corrections, I told him to be calling me T. Problem solved

if someone keeps saying your name wrong… do you correct them or let it slide 😂

Since we have to take over the job of NAFDAC now, I am keeping this bread till next month. I will document the progress here

A single mother. Her daughter. And a young man who never planned to feel what he felt that day. Some stories begin quietly, with a glance that lingers too long. 💔 Read Part 1: The Unexpected Spark below.👇🏽 Series Title: Crossed Hearts 💔 Part 1: The Unexpected Spark A sunny afternoon. The park hummed softly with laughter, breeze, and quiet chatter, the kind of day that felt ordinary until something shifted beneath the surface. A mother and her daughter walked side by side, their bond almost visible in the rhythm of their steps. From a distance, they looked like sisters, both radiant, confident, and full of life. Zara, 22, carried energy like sunlight, lively, spontaneous, and beautifully unfiltered. Her mother, Amara, in her early 40s, moved with calm elegance. She was a single mother who had learned to balance strength and softness, wearing her scars with quiet pride. They stopped by a small park café after running errands. Laughter filled their table, inside jokes, shared memories, little arguments that always ended with smiles. It was one of those rare, easy days. Across the park sat Tobi, a 26-year-old freelance photographer, editing shots on his laptop. A moment’s distraction, one random glance, and everything changed. He saw them. Two women. One presence. But his eyes settled on Amara. There was something about her that felt… steady. Not loud. Not youthful in the obvious sense, but graceful, magnetic. The kind of beauty that spoke softly but lingered loudly. Their eyes met once. Then again. A brief connection, the kind that sneaks past logic and lands somewhere between curiosity and emotion. Tobi looked away, pretending to scroll, but a thought stayed with him. “Like Napoleon Hill once said,” he murmured, ‘When your desires are strong enough, you will appear to possess superhuman powers to achieve them.’ But this wasn’t desire, not yet. It was recognition. A pull he couldn’t explain. Zara noticed first. “Mum, that guy’s been staring at you,” she teased with a sly grin. Amara chuckled, trying to play it off. “You’re imagining things.” But her voice betrayed her. Tobi smiled faintly, caught between embarrassment and wonder. He didn’t know what it was about her, her aura, her calm, or maybe the way her laughter carried warmth even from afar. The sun began to dip, painting gold across the park. Amara and Zara stood to leave just as Tobi packed his bag. Their paths crossed near the gate, a polite smile, a soft “excuse me,” and for a split second, time slowed down. It was nothing more than a moment, but moments have power. As Shakespeare wrote, “There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune.” Maybe this was that tide. As they walked away, Amara found herself unusually quiet. Zara noticed. “You’ve been smiling since that café, Mum. What’s going on?” Amara laughed lightly. “Nothing at all.” But as she looked ahead, her mind whispered lines she hadn’t thought of in years, “Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books.” She shook it off. She was too wise, too experienced, too focused on life’s realities to let her mind wander. Yet, something in her heart had quietly begun to hum. Because sometimes, it’s not the moment you plan for that changes everything, it’s the one that finds you when your guard is down. 💔 To be continued… Part 2: “Secrets and Temptations” Stay tuned because every spark has a story behind its flame. #CrossedHearts 💔 #TheUnexpectedSpark @TheDimejiLateef

If someone offered you $1m to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

How can you be smelling like locust beans? 🤦‍♀️

@KennyMade8737 Earthquake 🥹

Apart from deforestation, poor infrastructure and soil erosion, which other factors are preventing you from getting married? 😂

Only one mama Deola