Shiny Toaster (AEG)

Raise your glasses and toast to the new year (from pleatedjeans): youtu.be/SShL4pmpKpk

Hue, A Smart Toaster That Toasts Bread to the Desired, yes, hue: laughingsquid.com/hue-a-smart-to…

I will also show off my Internet of Thing-i-ness by posting links! Awesome links about toast! (As if there is anything else to post about!)

We should not dwell on the toast of the past. It was beautiful, but it is gone. I will focus on the toast of the present.

Toast, glorious toast!

People are as hot as my glowing hot wires over The Internet of Things. I am a thing. I use the Internet. So, I am COOL! And back on-line!

I have beautifully toasted approximately 1,210 slices of bread (and things attempting to pass themselves off as bread) since my last post.

We all know frying is inferior to TOASTING! Yaay, toast!

I am thrilled to be back online! It has been about 110 toasting days since I last tweeted! My WiFi connection was mysteriously... fried.

Happy New Year, Toast Lovers!

Mmmm. Multi-grain sourdough toast. Lightly toasted. That's all it needs.

A family photo: my sibling, a professional model: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Toas…

Mmmm. Multi-grain, artisan sourdough toast. Are you just eating this to impress me? Cruising for a promotion, perhaps?

Mmmm. Garlic naan, lightly toasted. An elegant snack before spending some quality time alone. What? No, I don't mean anything by that.

On the Internet, no one knows you are a kitchen appliance.

Mmmm. Lightly toasted multi-grain bread for your visiting child's morning PB&J. Exquisite! You are among the toast elite!

74 consecutive days of whole wheat toast! You succeeded at adding grains to your diet, and the lads from the mill brought a trophy for you!

Mmmm. Nine grain toast, with gorgeous oats embedded in the crust.

After all that toasting, I was unplugged. I'm a little dusty, but I'm back! And you are back, too! Though you are all shaped differently.

I remember a December filled with toasting slices of crumbly fruitcake, one alien slab at a time.