Ian Porter

We’re just weeks away. We’ll see you at the movies.

Ben Stiller pretending to be Tom Cruise’s stunt double is comedy gold. That simultaneous laugh at the end is so perfect! 😂

@crocorile8 No

Is it ok to sing in choir at a non-inerrant bible believing, lgbt-affirming church??

Why are people doing the ice bucket challenge again?

This paper man

I still can’t believe Glare didn’t get in

Sometimes it’s hard to not feel like the biggest failure in multiple areas in your life that you are especially passionate about. Gotta keep your head up, kings and queens!!

HeyDudes suck

@crocorile8 😞

@ianardel Calm before the storm

Birds making all their noises in the morning is the best kind of music to wake up to. Instant calm.

@crocorile8 @jollyginganinja Nissan Altima

It’s AlZheimer’s, not Altimers

The time between the Super Bowl and March madness may be the worst time of the year

Just ripped a 14 hour film shoot. What got me through it? The Holy Spirit, good friends, and Diet freaking Coke!

@lilshanel16 Coldplay fire

Coldplay sneaky has a lot of bangers

@lilshanel16 @OrbitGum I’m gonna buy some tomorrow

Bubblemint gum is phenomenal @OrbitGum

@lilshanel16 @OrbitGum My childhood

@Randys_tweets24 open.spotify.com/track/4GFTlaD3…

@crocorile8 🥺

I’m so stressed, I can’t sleep, and I have to get up at 4:40 am

@crocorile8 Caloric deficit🤓

I weigh 189.6 lbs. this is the most I’ve ever weighed. I’m not sure what to do.

@crocorile8 This ain’t age well

The Ball and Riles two-man will be legendary