ian b, swamp cowboy

@contextmxnster depends on how many packs a day you go through

is it gay to live past 27

@JayJgocraycray @fxxdg1 love to see a judgement free zone

@fxxdg1 I guess bro, wtv makes you happy 😹😭😹😭😹😭😹😭😹

these pills gon make my heart stop yeah

@Guntreloaded don’t do it! there’s so many more urinal cakes to cum on that you haven’t yet!

I can't handle fame. I'm going to kill myself

@vamp1bella idk, something about the amish seems to really get the oxytocin levels spiking, not my personal opinion, but it seems to widely accepted as truth. i also refuse to elaborate.

Define "sexy"

@Absenz19194 the best part about this screenshot is that somehow the tweet at the top is more offensively bad than the other two below it and that is a beyond remarkable feat

@the_j_cs im really mad that my algorithm showed me this post for zero possible reason, other than that my brain is also rotten beyond saving as well and thats tougher to swallow than a burnt peanut i’ll tell you what

I’m going insane

@Someth1ngUndone @rats7 this tweet should be considered a hate crime

@rats7 You can also do it because Fritos are fuckin disgusting

if you run out of fritos you can put cheezits in your chili #lifehint

@xanluvsstims this is both a work of art and a monstrosity beyond human comprehension, and i am quite actually mesmerized at the concept, but also the execution. like, bravo, for fucking real dude. i know you cant see me, but im giving you a standing ovation in my room rn.

yes im doing a line of Arctic MonKET

@CheeKiDaudJ @wydgale dude youre so right! i hate when i spill crab papaya salad over my nice 2006 toyota tundra’s pristine leather seats. well at least, they were pristine, until the crab papaya salad hit them like a damn airplane to a trade center in 2001, #neverforget. sorry im still upset about it

@wydgale Aww... The whole car is done for. That crab papaya salad stench is really persistent. Even if you give it a deep clean you'll always have that phantom smell at the back of your throat.

@seralouisee @f0nk3m0n nah like it feels so unfortunately on brand that im still not entirely convinced it’s not a giant bit even tho it’s obviously and tragically not

@ianbisntdead @f0nk3m0n that fact that his actual death is in line with the persona he created is really darkly funny and im sure he would appreciate that

Why tf are people makin fun of oliver tree bro 😭😭😭 all bro did was be a lil cringe but he seemed like a great guy 😭😭😭 y'all are mean

i cannot believe i am this offended by canned food but genuinely, these words do not do justice at describing how absolutely repulsive this shit is.

i have never been so perplexed and curiously disgusted by a singular food item like this has done for me. shit got me doing philosophical algebra in my head and i aint even taste it. thats how fucking rancid this shit smells. the fumes got me rolling like i took a meth-laced bean

i bought this shit like a month ago when i was stoned just because i thought it’d be funny, now that ive finally gotten around to it, i opened the can and smelled an odor of biblical proportions. unique. no one should ever have to eat this. i poured it into the garbage disposal

@cvlrer @salviaseed depends on the dose, at best a warm blanket, at worst (usual scenario) an unfathomable supermassive black hole

@salviaseed I've always been curious, how does Xanax feel?

xanax spelled backwards is xanax #drugtwt

@salviaseed me when i take benzos and forget what a palindrome is and then get reminded that palindromes exist because xanax is a palindrome

@pearlhandle_ nevermind, i see now that the pepsi is diet, maybe like 53 then

@pearlhandle_ heart attack at 24 speedrun (wr)

breakfast #COMEATMEBRO

@mynounswentpro almost

if everyone in the world gave me $1 i’m pretty sure i’d have enough for a geekbar

@fluffygirlpaws trigonometry

please do not say the sex word

@jjjjjjjmmmsss idk probably not 20 though

who will i be when i am no longer 21 | retarded