Ian Ford

@mariana057 one mouse, two mice one house, two hice one ox, two oxen one fox, two foxen There are foxen in the henhice. Now go park in a driveway and drive in a parkway.

For those who are Struggling with English: Don't = Do not Won't = Wo not Follow me for more advice…

@mariana057 Don't search on New Year's Day, all is quiet.

I tried using U2’s new search engine. But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

@mariana057 Just pray to Zeus :D

If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity??

@Oldtimers365 Phineas and Ferb

@lady_valor_07 Braniac 5

What would you name this Sphynx cat

@MbarkCherguia Romulan Chic

What is this haircut called?

@RobertPicardo I'll have to rate that hat on a bell curve <3

So glad that I have finally discovered a discreet way to carry that extra roll of toilet tissue when I am out on the town.

@Anarcho_Dudeist Warp speed, my friend.

I'm at the Voyager salamander episode.

@Gosleepriya Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

Let's see. Who is really smart to answer this question.

@wtfcetialpha5 Here's your ear worm fantasy!

GM

@Thebiglade by dark until I was about 12 yo then by 10pm until I was 18.

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark??

@LADYBUNNY77 Certainly not schumer or pelosi.

R.I.P. Jesse Jackson. Do you think you'd ever see Hakeem Jeffries, Jim Clyburn or Jasmine Crockett holding this sign?

Hey @verizon why are you forcing us to use BillMatrix to pay our bills online? Your site won't go to billing and your app is, as usual, useless. This keeps happening. Do you need the extra $3.50 from all of us?

So @verizon has locked their online bill payment, the Verizon apps send you into an endless loop that goes nowhere, and the only way to pay is by phone for a $3.50 fee. Now watch them do this to a million people.

@mariana057 NICE TRY MARIANA ^.^

Some people don't know the opposites to these words: 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down....

NEXT MONDAY’s show is EXTRA SPECIAL, as I’ve brought back DJ @ianfford, after almost 7 YEARS apart, and NOW sharing the stage after all this time, is QUITE A GIFT! 🎁 ❤️

Sure, @HP ... sure thing.

@RandPaul Maybe because wages are stagnant while people are being gouged for food, fuel, rent, insurance, healthcare and everything else. It's not hard to see, Rand, once you step outside of your DC bubble for 5 seconds.

This is an alarming trend. We need to ask ourselves why so many Americans are on SNAP.

@ReutersWitness That would be great yes

@ianfford Hello Ian @ianfford I am a journalist with Reuters and have some questions about this video. Could you send us a direct message, please? twitter.com/messages/compo…

Bushwick flooding again