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Yaani mvua kidogo tu mshaanza kuonjana

Lord put me in a position where I don't have to Beg, Borrow or struggle.

Bro code 072 : Never have insecurities to a woman who's not the mother of your kids .

ukienda kumwaga afu uskie panga baridi kwa matako unaweza fanya nini

Ladies walishashau leo inakuwanga siku ya kutuma vitu za maziwa bana

Nimeambia huyu dem wa 60yrs anitumie tirries akaniambia anazileta live live

Mbona kuambiana good morning as men is allowed but apo kwa goodnight is where we draw the line?😂

Kumbe kuna couples hulala na nguo😂

Nilikua nadhani nimeona mengi until nikapata na dem anajishikia miguu mkiwa missionary full time😂😂

Si I thought giving birth to a child in Kenya is free, what do you mean 30k ( SHA will only pay 10k) to give birth in a public hospital, someone explain?

Lakini kuwa bachelor ni shida. Unatafuta duster nyumba mzima kumbe umeivaa

Turn off your feelings sometimes, life is better when you don't give a fuck.

Maisha haitambui hata kaa tulisomeshwa na kuni bana

We ukiamka kisses for breakfast minaamkia chai na changaa.

Comrades ndio wameshikilia Hio kampuni ya sossi na indomie 😂

Nothing scares me like being poor in the future.

You like your women horny na hauna nguvu za kiume 😂😭

How are you afraid of losing what was never yours.

Sometimes kukuwa mzuri ni pointless ,hadi unajiuliza kwani wanarespect watu wabaya pekee

Y'all made booty so important these b!thes be forgetting they're ugly.

Mambo ni mawili, it's either umchunguze muachane ama uvumilie hadi ukufe