ian renstrom

called my dentist to reschedule my cleaning and their hold music was lowkey yanking

just wore a jacket i haven't worn in a bit and an ER wristband from two years ago was in one of its pockets

hypothesized to my therapist that i may have ptsd given my current reactions to the things in my life and she responded "it wouldn't surprise me"

is everyone huffing galaxy gas without me? #fomo

gonna make an instagram infographic for all the people who have wronged me yes it'll be in comic sans!!!

posting my passport photo here because who knew i could serve at a mom & pop pharmacy in sunset park?!

smiled at the it guy with an attitude problem and he proceeded to wag his finger at me

donald fagen's the nightfly has such good sound mixing omg....

get ready with me while i fear for my own safety!

queer visual art be like here's my charcoal drawing of barebacking

when uber eats hits u with that "ur not finishing ur order" notification ;(((((

accidentally introduced myself to a guy on grindr whose bio said he was slay phobic

if ur gay and not posting urself half naked online you will be placed on a LIST

my new response to things i can't emphasize with is: "i'm too fat and chopped to understand this!"

my life rn feels like that one iggy azalea freestyle

instagram suggested follows being all the men who ghosted and fumbled me

does cvs try to upset their customers by blasting god awful music?

deli guy keeps referring to me as "baby"

hinge match got banned for fraud and then started a campaign to make an ai wendy williams only to get ratioed by a wendy williams stan account

they should make a dating app where people wanna date