Ian Rowbotham

@City_Xtra @ManCity @Notamendi30 @Squawka @Squawka_Live Taken at face value they are impressive stats. It also demonstrates how much we need Rodri or an in form Nico Gonzalez in the team... City defenders shouldn't need to make double figures for clearances...

Marc Guéhi made 11 clearances vs Brentford; the joint-most by a #ManCity player in a Premier League game this season. 🚫 Guéhi is also the first @ManCity player to make 11+ clearances and win 11+ duels in a Premier League game since @Notamendi30 in 2017. 🤝 📊 @Squawka

@MCFCDavid01 Scored the goal that got us back in the game against Gillingham in the 1999 3rd Division playoff final. Legend

Without Google—what did Kevin Horlock do for Man City? 👀 Only the OG Cityzens know this one

Tree of the day @campellclaret

@hugorifkind Just placed my order 👍🏻

To be fair, I made up all the quotes in my last book, too. Then again, it is fiction. Currently £1.99 on Kindle. Might as well, eh? Link in next tweet.

@NoContextHumans The cyclist. 100%. Car's brake lights came on and he didn't slow down despite having plenty of time to see the car was slowing down

Who’s at fault here?

@bushontheradio Superfood apparently so fill your boots. But you'll be panicking every time you go for a dump 💩 over the next few days (until each time it dawns on you 'oh yeah, I ate a pack of beetroot...')

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@naiivememe Rather than worry about the goggle eyed woman opposite, why not do your bit for history and casually assassinate the man sitting directly behind you...?

@Launderettes1 @plw1053 Used to be much nicer on the outside before they changed the signage... originalartbyianr.etsy.com/listing/160215…

Golden Launderette, 78 Marchmont Street, London, WC1N 1AG 🧺🧺 📷 @plw1053 #london #launderette #laundromat #launderama #washeteria #coinop #laundry #coinlaundry #slotmachine #retrolondon #vintagelondon #londonlife #londonlaunderettes #londonstreets #colour #art #design

@piersmorgan They need to be strong when you consider the amount of wrestling bouts they instigate for corners and free kicks. If AFC do win the title (and I think they will), the 'highlights reel' will be an embarrassment

I’m not claiming we have the best starting XI ever, I’m saying our 25-man PL squad is man-for-man the strongest in world club football history.

@1cornishblue @journalism_rp It truly is. Corners are painful to watch now as they are nothing more than a wrestling match and for the officials to say that a foul isn't committed if the ball isn't in play is ridiculous - is it ok to knock someone out then while waiting for the kick to be taken?

@journalism_rp Same happened to Haaland at the weekend. It's a joke

The ridiculous situation corners have got to now. The VAR/ref can't give anything as the ball isn't deemed live but Joao Pedro has 0 chance of then getting back in front of his man and being a threat at the corner. 🤷‍♂️

@MSOlney1 @Gabriel_Pogrund On the contrary - they 'intended' to Google it, but it ended up being 'Co-piloted' (whatever the f**k that is...). Just honest coppering M'lud

@Gabriel_Pogrund Did they seriously just admit to 'We just Googled it' ffs

BREAK: West Mids police chief constable Craig Guildford offers “profound apology” and admits that fictitious Maccabi/West Ham match included in police “intelligence” used to justify ban ***was*** generated by AI. Guildford said the opposite to MPs.

@huwzat @TheCricketerMag Very astute prediction. I hope you wrote back to young Richard to congratulate him and also to remind him there's only one 'L' in Australia and that he really shouldn't be using 'gonna' in a formal letter to the editor of a magazine!

Well done to 1 of our young @TheCricketerMag readers! I said 🇦🇺 3 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2

@CarlBovis_AFC You need to rephrase 'City aren't seen as a big club' to 'aren't seen as part of the 'Establishment'' (ie - Arsenal, ManU and Liverpool). The 3 clubs whose fans believe they have a monopoly on success and can't bear any interlopers. That's why other fans hate you

It's very telling that all rival fans don't care if Manchester City win the Title... City aren't seen as a big club, despite their recent bought success... the only fans that care are the ones of whichever club is challenging them for the league. I'd rather be a hated club.

@StanCollymore That's the sort of desperate shit that Spurs fans would post...!

@CitizenSuburbia @StanCollymore I think you might be mixing Wayne Rooney (Everton academy) up with Ryan Giggs

@StanCollymore Rooney - the club's greatest ever academy graduate - joining Man Utd cut very deep indeed. We were no longer considered their rivals even though such a transfer would've been unthinkable just 15 years prior.

Was thinking of how many greatest ever players at one club also played for their biggest rivals ( John Robertson Forest but played for Derby). Any other big ones you can think of? Will allow recognised (as opposed to your favourite) top 3 ever at your club to have played for BIGGEST rivals.

@StanCollymore Denis Law

Can you guess who it is...? new painting, oil on board @WormwoodStubbs @carl_thompson70 @bushontheradio

@bushontheradio Home alone tonight... struggling to put something together..

What are you having for your #FridayNightDinner ?

@huwzat Out at StPancras again were you...?

New Xmas T-shirts on our website shop.thecricketer.com/products/chris… 🏏🎄🧑‍🎄

@SarahjevsEvans Why did he leave it lying around with (evidently tasty looking) prawns exposed..? It's a temptation too far

I’d like to officially apologise for something that happened 35 years ago.My brother made a prawn curry for him and his girlfriend Somehow I was peckish and ate most of the prawns.0 prawns were observed when served up.Not a day goes by that he hasn’t mentioned it