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I have an ingrown hair on the back of my thigh. Need a gf soo bad rn

Alright I give! I’m a liberal! Donald trump sucks! Can I get some pussy now please?

@norswizzle “Women” does sound suspicious I’ll give them that

please tell me this isn’t true I am sick

Someone sent you a funny reel? You drop your beer/cig? Possibilities are literally endless..

Idk why they say you sleep worse after alcohol. I sleep like a rock after 24 cold Busch lights

Me in the front yard hoping KOC drives by my house.

Be honest guys are vaginas real?

The legacy media lied to you

a cart girl with a belligerent rack

I heard recently that you’re not supposed to feed your dog raw chicken bones. Am I also not supposed to be eating raw chicken bones?

If we get married at some point you’ll try to convince me to get a cpap machine and I’m gonna put up the biggest fight and eventually I’ll die in my sleep next to you fyi

What’d you get on that par 3?

“Cuddle McSnugglestuff”

“Did he just get a water glass and put Dr Pepper in it?”

it’s freaky white boy fall

60 days sober, not in a row. Just this year.