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@bodhielfman Sideways is the only way.

I just want to be clear, cutting your husband's sandwich sideways is grounds for divorce and she can be charged with spousal abuse, yes? #Marriage #Sandwich

Career advice 1 you are not your job 2 I can > IQ 3 delight customers 4 there's no career ladder 5 help others; you become the ladder 6 don't need a title to lead 7 beat deadlines 8 work outside of job description 9 stay teachable 10 complaining is not a strategy 11 share credit

@MariJaneWatts it would probably help if I had Twitter notifications enabled!

@MariJaneWatts I also love Funkadelic!

@MariJaneWatts Regardless of Generation, Violator is the most influential by far.

@MariJaneWatts also love Marley, the Doors, The Beatles and the Stones. They would have been up there. those are more from my generation.

@MariJaneWatts Depeche Mode Violator. New Order Substance. De La Soul 3 feet high and rising.

Schools often fail to simultaneously train students how to be skeptical of claims & how to embrace the weight of evidence.

So happy to hear that the amazingly talented @JennaElfman has a new show coming to ABC #ImaginaryMary! Go Jenna!

@MariJaneWatts Trump Tower

@DonatasMot come back in free agency

@15SOF @patizmom @Suns We loved it! Got to share the whole experience with family, friends and the team. What a great app!

What a great experience! Check out this app, sends your film footage of you during the game using facial recognition twitter.com/patizmom/statu…

We were freaking out for @TheCoreyBrewer playing hard for the Rockets tonight in PHX bit.ly/1nRZULw

@toosmoove5 you will always be a Rockets legend. You will be missed.

@00rocketgirl I would actually prefer Hubie, can you believe that?

Ready to be on the other side of this 24 hours! @patizmom tinyurl.com/pzj4px7

@HoustonRockets #FearTheBeard

@thashark316 @00rocketgirl @jose3030 I love the Goldfrapp reference. A sad song about a relationship losing it's mojo like the nyc fans