Marlo Stanfield

"Breast or thighs?" Me: Personality KFC staff:

Sleeping on the couch tonight for laughing at this too hard.

"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" JPMorgan LevFin executive director Lorna Hajdini, quoted in an anonymous lawsuit by a junior male colleague accusing her of making him her sex slave Viagra, roofies, and balls not "tasting like curry" are some other astonishing highlights of the lawsuit that accuses Hajdini of rape, stalking, and abuse

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.

You've been lied to. They said burgers are junk food but the truth is they're one of the healthiest meals on the planet when you build it right. All it takes is 5 ingredients: 1. Sourdough bun: fermentation lowers glycemic load, unlocks minerals 2. Grass-fed beef: omega-3s, CLA, iron, B vitamins 3. Raw gouda: K2, B12, probiotics, calcium 4. Romaine lettuce: vitamins A, K, C, folate, fiber 5. Heirloom tomatos: antioxidants, non-GMO, real nutrients Burgers can be one of the healthiest things you put into your body if you build it right. See you at the BBQ.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

As someone who used to work in public relations and often dealt with crisis communications, I see this whole Russini-Vrabel affair resulting in Vrabel resigning. It is going to be hit after hit after hit, and then there will be one bombshell that makes it all spill over the top.

a regra é clara: trocar de cueca toda vez que se toma banho quem faz um negócio desses aqui é maluco

Women need to start using men for sex, sleep with them and block them. Give them a taste of their own medicine..