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BREAKING: 45% chance Julián Álvarez joins Barcelona

Para que no vuelvan a decir que se esconde con la Selección de Brasil. Para que no vuelvan a decir que no aparece en los momentos importantes en el fútbol internacional. Para que no vuelvan a decir que está sobrevalorado. Vinicius Júnior está siendo FIGURA en una Copa del Mundo. Sí, Vini está rompiéndola en el torneo más grande que existe. Respeten los rangos. Respeten a un VERDADERO JUGADOR DE ÉPOCA.

🛸⚠️ ¡A NO LLENAR EL PRODE AL PEDO! Según la vidente brasileña Vo Bahiana, durante el Brasil-Escocia en Miami, se producirá una ABDUCCIÓN EXTRATERRESTRE

I believe that Argentina will win the World Cup and it will be a legendary moment in Messi’s career based on his astrology transits alone and how things are going so far. Here is my reasoning: 1. The infamous basket formation between Pluto - Uranus - Neptune - Jupiter which Andre Barbault called “the most beautiful configuration of the 21st century.” will be activating his chart with Pluto at 4 degrees on his Aquarius rising at 4 degrees, Jupiter on his Leo descendant, Uranus at 4 degrees trining his ascendant, and Neptune within a few degrees of his Aries north node. Now with Pluto and Uranus involved it could really go either way and there could be a few surprises, but the reason I lean positive is because Pluto is already in close orb to his ascendant. Pluto represents evolution or involution, excessive evolutionary growth or destruction. Based on how Pluto is already acting on his ascendant as it moves closer in orb I think we are going to see a positive power-up from Pluto rather than the destructive negative manifestations. 2. Mercury will be retrograde in Cancer at 17 degrees which will be in a close conjunction his natal Mercury in Cancer retrograde at 16 degrees which is also conjunct Mars. The people who tend to do well during Mercury retrograde are people who have it natally, but on top of that it will also be in his natal Mercury sign. This suggests that while many other players will suffer from Mercury retrograde, he will be on top of his game. What’s interesting though is England’s Harry Kane also has Mercury in Cancer close to the same degree as Messi. While not retrograde, he may also stay sharp during this period. 3. Mars in Gemini conjunct to his natal Moon conjunct Venus in Gemini. Mars was also in Gemini during the last World Cup that Argentina won, so clearly he does well when Mars is placed there as it activates his Moon (body) and Venus (relationships) which makes him a great team player during this period and able to act very quickly. The only other team that I think could do well based on the charts I have looked at is Harry Kane who will have some nice Jupiter aspects. I would not be surprised to see England vs Argentina. It could really go either way, but in my opinion, Messi’s transits are much more powerful. I’m open to being wrong, but I find it especially remarkable such an important and rare transit is activating Messi’s chart in such a profound way which to me suggests it will be a legendary moment in his career, which makes sense giving it will be his last World Cup and would be the second time in a row his team would win.

Mbappé y Haaland. El primero un tipo que habla abiertamente de política, que tuvo una novia trans y le importó poco el código de machos del fútbol. El segundo vive hablando de la mamá, de su novia de toda la vida, con un lado sensible muy manifiesto que busca romper constantemente la tradición. Hay una nueva configuración de ídolos, de tipos de ídolos y me fascina.

"¿Te acordás que era tu sueño ir a ver el Mundial? Bueno, vine, me di el gustito y vos no lo vas a ver en tu vida. La próxima, pensá antes de cagarme": el video que compartió Cami Jara.

BREAKING: MESSI HAS BROKEN KLOSE'S RECORD. HE IS NOW THE ALL-TIME TOP GOALSCORER OF THE WORLD CUP WITH 17 GOALS 🐐