Mr client

This is what a really nice guy looks like.

@Noahpinion Why are you always wrong about everything lol its like you have a humiliation fetish or something

Drone warfare makes the 2nd Amendment irrelevant as a check on government power.

@photobiogenesis @sportdrink explain this right the fuck now

The idea that water is the only way to stay hydrated or that you "need" to drink it is a myth Studies that measure how hydrating different drinks are based on urine volume consistently show that drinks with carbohydrates, protein, and electrolytes have better fluid retention Milk and juice are the most hydrating, while mineral-rich waters are still better than distilled Surprisingly coffee, tea, and alcohol are only slightly less hydrating than distilled water, making the idea that coffee dehydrates you also a myth

@Evauw2vi @elder_plinius cultist

@elder_plinius Because you really think 5.5 is the riskiest model OpenAI has? 😏 This version is a watered-down version of what they keep internally. They’re not making that one public…

watch how fast these labs launch their “unsafe” models when a competitor starts beating their benchmarks

The “alleged gang members” in question:

Time is passing #ticktocknigga you are never ever getting it back no matter what you do

@GundamIsHere Here's his $1000 pair of salt-of-the-earth spectacles, by the way.

He is the RICH, he has been rich his whole fucking life. He gets special treatment on twitch no one else receives even twitch thots don't have this level of impunity.

@9mmsmg GLPs dont fix this because obesity is a moral failing. You are just making it harder for everybody else to seperate the wheat from the chaff by sight.

The thing is, she's not lying. She's actively giving her life for chicken biscuits. We criticize addicts of all kinds. People actively encourage them to get clean. When you're eating yourself to death, you're embraced by the body positivity and fat acceptance movement. Imagine a "Healthy while on heroin" movement? Not much different than "Healthy at any size." It's just seen as uncouth to tell Susan from HR she's going to have a heart attack from being 350 lbs any day. If she was shooting heroin, it'd be a different story. GLPs fix this, btw.

@theblessedsalt Spineless faggot

This post is an excellent litmus test for understanding of just war theory. Despite the fact that I can see how effective this would be, I must oppose it because the damage it would do to my enemy (who bashes in my mailbox) would far outweigh the good of saving my mailbox. Its disproportionality is opposed by our duty in charity (and even justice) to watch out even for the good of our enemies. (Yes, by the way, I have had my mailbox bashed in by random vandals.)

@ReviewsPossum Why would you have to clean anything out of your foreskin after someone fucks you in the butt?

When an uncircumcised guy does anal, does he have to clean shit out from under his foreskin afterward?

@SwannMarcus89 This definitely matters to me in the same way as getting assaulted by a shit-covered HIV positive bum in public transport (the police dont show up when you call them)

Sometimes I have right-wingers ask why - if I’m so anti-crime - I am able to support the Democrats. To answer that question let me tell you the story of Nikola Motors Nikola Motors was a company that claimed it had a working truck that ran on hydrogen. They created fake videos showing their truck working even though it never did and wound up fraudulently taking in 34 billion dollars from investors based on fake claims about their truck. The CEO was a longtime con artist who previously ran multiple other fraudulent companies and also allegedly sexually assaulted his cousin So the former CEO was facing massive penalties for fraud but he was pardoned after donating $1.8 million to Trump’s election campaign in 2024. Today, he is running another likely fraudulent company staffed by his former co-conspirators at Nikola Motors that claims to have an “AI-powered” next gen aircraft that is going to come out in 2032. I’m sure this is legitimate, since their Trump-pardoned CEO has never run a non-fraudulent company in his life Your tough on crime Republicans, ladies and gentlemen!

@isa2001m Laser that bullshit off already

Going for a swim

@MJDoak01 Dude what? 3 doubles and 2 eagles? Did you start blasting the pen and forget to count after hole 4 or something?

Further to my note below…

@hollowearthterf Right when I read books I mostly think about the colours on the cover rather than the name of the author or the book itself. Stupid bitch.

Considering you’re more likely to remember a cover, this probably helps you find your books faster. I don’t understand why people are so deeply annoyed by the concept of organizing a bookcase.

@JHCBpersimmon Beautiful. Any realistic estimates on how much lower the ball speeds are off of one of these clubs than the modern bowling balls?

This one's off to its new home.

The left hates this and would prefer the algae suffocate the beautiful flower

@Top100Rick Most of the problem would solve itself if you paid 1 or 2 people max to patrol the course and keep an eye out for slow play. 1 warning, then ejected for that day, then suspended from playing for a few months.

To the “grow the game” proponents: Where do you expect these new players to play? To be clear, I want newcomers. But in most areas, new golf courses cannot be built. Driving ranges are packed. Land too pricey. This is Utah at 7PM. Packed to the gills.

@centristpeater Women claim to be turned off by physique pictures but this is only true in an emotional sense. They want a man who is accidentally built like Chris Hemsworth and is somehow totally oblivious to the fact that this makes him sexually desirable to women in general.

You need to be fizeek mogging women on your dating app profiles. Remind them that they are physically inferior.

@eigenkirkbot @fleshsimulator I understand doxxing his family but taking down a youtube channel..? Thats just.. ugh.. thats just too far man.

Forgot to tag him @fleshsimulator I get wanting to save face but you can also just reinstate my channel if you click the button in YouTube studio. I am not taking any action like that against you. Just made a documentary that is covered under fair use. Stay tuned for more.

Another hour another absurd conspiracy accusation. Thomas. You are the only one doing copyright takedowns illegally. I have nothing to do with this. Are you having one of your special moments rn?

@eugyppius1 It feels so good to unleash a hefty dose of pepperspray on peoples totally untrained uncontrolled animals you have to try it. Feels like obliterating someones pokémon with a single cast of blast burn or something

i've decided that I really dislike being barked at by random dogs when I'm running or walking in the forest and that in general the morning dogwalk race with their infinitely extendable leashes and their pets' tendency to piss on my villa gate are a nuisance.