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@rareblurs ts so real

me in the morning trying not to fall asleep again

first i was born without my permission, now my future is in my hands

@rareblurs rubbing all that fat on the floor

her big ass rolling on the ground like a rotisserie chicken

how i be talking to her at work

me after successfully guessing my own password

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

@rareblurs making me use my brain cells

realising today is the youngest i’ll ever be again and the oldest i’ve ever been

@rareblurs lmao real

when you look at old photos of yourself

“how fast do you jump to conclusions” me:

@rareblurs NOOOOOOO

i can’t believe i have to WORK to make MONEY

@rareblurs top tier experience

when i’m peeing and realize i’m drunk

@rareblurs everyday i wake up and can’t wait for it to be bedtime

@rareblurs i’m the one on the last frame

me: “call me whenever u need me“ also me: