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@icguana

just chilling //

Katılım Şubat 2011
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soup🍓
soup🍓@thrluv·
& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?
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sean
sean@DilettanteryPod·
If you’re having a bad day you have to find a small, round bird and look at it. Even just for 1 second
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ppigg
ppigg@s4m31p4n·
Your honor the moon was full
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1993
1993@huuuhhx·
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
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corb
corb@awshuqs·
hey man we’re crossing that bridge when we come to it tonight if you want to pull up
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mariana Z
mariana Z@mariana057·
There's no way everybody was kung fu fighting.
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Dadman Walking
Dadman Walking@dadmann_walking·
my favorite part of being alive is having to wipe the kitchen counters off 317 times a day everyday forever.
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Zion
Zion@zionszzn·
Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.
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n@ctrlarchive·
the countless sunsets i’ve missed bec of employment
n tweet media
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Pri
Pri@priyayayanshi·
to be divisible by both 2 and 3 at the same time is iconic
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keysmashbandit
keysmashbandit@keysmashbandit·
I'll have my Claude contact your Claude
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james hawkins
james hawkins@james406·
"per my last email" = passive-aggressive, short, formal "per my NEXT email" = foreboding, commanding, what could be in that next email
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squintin’ tarantino.
Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit
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mariana Z
mariana Z@mariana057·
I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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Logan Kilpatrick
Logan Kilpatrick@OfficialLoganK·
my competitive advantage is that i'm having fun
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shi 𓆑
shi 𓆑@chamoulie·
old people are right about crosswords and morning stretches i will admit
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Gabbar
Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
The biggest competitor of Netflix now is the current geopolitix.
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kathan
kathan@spicydabeli·
Why are you 25+ and still doing MUN / Parliamentary Debate? What went wrong for you
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Federico Guzmán Rubio
Federico Guzmán Rubio@feguz77·
Los lectores de La fiesta del Chivo sabemos que, ahora, en Venezuela, es la hora de los Balaguer.
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