Ick Noble

AI is out of control and has the potential to destroy our civilization.

@stopoil why dont you just let me have some soup insteada throwing it at paintings that cant even eat

I was in a video for the GISH challenge.

Little people skating on my shirt

@lyft You are charging me $45 for a 15 minute ride less than 5 miles. When I try to dispute it it says the charges are correct. I'm deleting the app. This is a scam.

Ok google what are some good phrases for tripping up an undercover cop?

HOW COME EVERYONE IN ANIME ALWAYS TWITCHING?

I remember once in middle school a kid said "a booty's a booty" and I will never forget that

Angry guy at bar: Let's go outside to fight! Me: I'm a hater not a fighter

The fact that I'm a comic book collector is a double entendre because I have fuckin issues lol

"That's a problem for Future Me" - Literally me, every day

I'm sick of people with fake names. If you have a fake name I say to you this: hey buddy get a real name.

Ugh this is taking forever. Trump would have brought about the total annihilation of all things by now.

Is there a third option besides going big or going home? Because I think I would prefer whatever that is.

Whoever created the term "lickety split" was trolling society.

Do impressionists ever get imposter syndrome?

The kind of people I like are people who have problems with people.

At what age do you tell kids the groundhog isn't real? That it's just been thier parents seeing thier shadows all these years?

Dudes who say "damn skippy" have daddy issues