Hobbs the Shiggler

Just what I needed to hear, when I needed to hear it. I’m tired. I’m depressed. Everything is so heavy. I give it all up, so that I may walk unburdened.

@ChoochSkookum @isabeller0ss I love parties! Will I get to submit a playlist? Never been on a boat.

@isabeller0ss anyone that says they had a boating accident cant be counted on for when the party starts. registers as cowardice does it not?

I love how we all had that one boating accident

@JohnnyH89686969 Agree!

I walk into work with this big gash on my arm and they say I should clean that up before I start handling your food. Agree? Disagree? No opinion?

@KittMcC17 I did not deserve to be a parent. I live every day to lift them higher than myself.

Most of you don’t deserve to be parents….

@KittMcC17 @youtubemusic Yep, momma got flowers and food!

@icklemetickleme @youtubemusic Mine too! Hope the Hobb-Etts and their mom are having a nice Mother’s Day!

Hemorrhage (In My Hands) music.youtube.com/watch?v=0TxeLL… via @YouTubeMusic

@ChoochSkookum Use tractors and have land.

What did people do before rototillers? Did they just not plant gardens?

@KittMcC17 I have a 21. Yo this is a common theme with them.

@icklemetickleme The boys cleaned their room! I have dishes again!

Don’t let others be the burden you carry… Happy Mothers’ Day!

@NorCalifPatriot @wnypoker Been ordering from China to a remailer!

@wnypoker Better start requiring Home Depot to get an FFL and do background checks on pipe and wood.

BREAKING MEWS: In a desperate bid to finally stop the ghost gun menace, the enlightened overlords of New York and California have now banned 3D-printing lathes so citizens can’t whip up wooden ghost guns in their garages. Because nothing says “public safety” quite like criminalizing a CNC machine that costs more than your average congressman’s ethics. “Shall not be infringed?” Pfft. Now it’s “shall not be lathed,” with Sacramento and Albany solemnly declaring that any printed spindle capable of turning a broom handle into a single-shot .410 is a clear and present danger to democracy. Meanwhile, every red-blooded American with a $99 Ender and a dream is laughing into their freedom beard, whispering the sacred meme mantra, “you can’t stop the signal,” while the ghost of John Moses Browning high-fives the ghost of a 1776 minuteman. The politicians can ban the printer, ban the lathe, ban the wood, and probably ban breathing next, but the people will just whittle their next ghost gun out of a 2x4 with a pocket knife and a dream. Because the Second Amendment isn’t a suggestion. It’s a feature, not a bug, and no amount of coastal virtue-signaling can out-engineer American spite and ingenuity. @GovKathyHochul @GavinNewsom You wouldn't download a lathe would you?

@MohlerDon @MarioNawfal That’s pretty great troll material. Like Napoleon Dynamite

@icklemetickleme @MarioNawfal Look up, 'Shrine of The Mall Ninja'

Cops dropped the most savage door-breaching training you’ll ever see. Shotgun hinge pops on left AND right sides like it’s nothing.

@DrNeilStone War didn’t make Epstein go away… a virus won’t do it either

Hantavirus has a fatality of up to 40% There is no treatment Normal people : WE NEED A VACCINE Anti vaxxers: NO VACCINES I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES

@MohlerDon @MarioNawfal Lmfao, yeah, soaking up 7.62 is a good time for everybody. Thanks for the laugh.

@MarioNawfal Now try it while soaking up 7.62 rounds through the door.

@KittMcC17 What if we use our power for good?

They are not pure of heart…

@KittMcC17 I often wonder if I drift between the two depending on who I’m dealing with. I’ve noticed it and try to be better than I am.

And when a narcissist convinces you they are an empath, it’s the boss level gaslighting…

@psyfaro @vxunderground That’s windows f’ing you, not quite the same or as much fun.

@vxunderground ive had sex with it, on windows

Here's the thing no one wants to tell you about AI: 1. It's the worlds largest Python script 2. It runs on Linux, Windows Defender slows it down 3. It uses lots of numbers (nobody knows why) 4. It requires a bunch of GPUs (for gaming) 5. No, you can't have sex with it

@KittMcC17 Years of training has led me to… can I do anything with it. If the answer is no, I keep going. Other people’s shit is not my problem. Even when I stop to help, my words are often just beyond their comprehension.

Most Empaths struggle with drowning out their own feelings… It’s not always an issue of self awareness…. It’s the emotional noise they pick up from everyone around them. And in a world of constant trauma bombardment… it’s the noise has become deafening…

@ChoochSkookum @luxmendax Define better. I mean when you’re a slave it’s better. Aren’t we all slaves?

@luxmendax right on man. i did the same. life is better without it.

I stopped drinking heavily and now I'm a cheap date again feels good man

@MedicNamedHope In 31 years in pipe, I’ve seen 4 ladies that were good in their craft. More typically men do the harder work and the ladies get moved to administration. Pure discrimination. Worse now, all these lady helpers that aren’t trying to build a career. Chasing a dollar killing the futur

Cool story, try the trades. Iron worker Pipe fitter Electrician Concrete Masons Diesel mechanic Framing Roofing Plumbing HVAC Pitter patter bitch.

@ChoochSkookum Now those, I’ve trusted with my life. I got a pair of 12” in each the vehicles, the house, the shop, and on the job. Life savers. Go get noses with those!

@icklemetickleme I have channys too 😎

Pucha nose in there