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Trump’s rants makes so more sense when you give him a 3rd grader’s voice

Do it.

@timothyogoodman 🙋‍♀️You are the best and I can't wait for your book to arrive! ♥️♥️

in honor our last days here im giving away signed prints of the book cover for my upcoming graphic memoir I Always Think It’s Forever. gimme a 🙋‍♂️or RT this & I’ll pick 3 of you! 192 pages of my heart out Jan 31 for Simon & Schuster. available for preorder: tgoodman.com/books

@blm849 You influenced me! I just bought it :) Looking forward to perusing.

@blm849 It starts with a Negroni. And ensures you have a sip as you go. Where do I sign up?!

@Suresh @otherladydi maybe we should check this out?!

@OdarioWilliams listening right now on our island in Algonquin. Perfection! Thank you ❤️

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Schrödinger's dumpster!

Varys in heaven like #gameofthrones

@rickygervais After Life is so good. I can’t make it through an episode without a few tears - of happiness or sadness (or both!). So touching and real. ❤️

fuck space, marry gravity, kill time

In case you're wondering who would possibly still live in Trump Tower.

why did i cry

@LaineyGossip @psramani95 I enjoyed that article! :)

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Man that was the best speech ever! #emmys2018

I misspoke. I meant to say I “wouldn’t” be right here waiting for you.

Everything is terrible but my cousin’s 9-year old daughter Alice has been quietly and masterfully slaying the @NewYorker’s caption contest and it’s pure delight.