Pablo | SolanaFloor

last weekend saw rwanda come alive for the africa blockchain festival 2025 @africablockfest. thousands of delegates headed to the kigali conference center for an electric 3 days and i was there to cover it all w/ @SolanaFloor. here's a thread of pics & articles from the event:

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> work at Dell > mass email lands > subject line: "Exciting Update on Our Future Together" > whenever HR says exciting someone's getting fired > it's 11,000 of them > they call it "disciplined cost management" > HR lady hands you a severance folder with a straight face > $51,727 > they rehearsed this > she definitely practiced the sad eyes in a mirror > 11,000 people times $51k > $569 MILLION to make you all go away > you could build a small country with that > or just keep employing them but that doesn't make the shareholders horny > CEO posts on LinkedIn 14 minutes later > "the hardest decision I've ever had to make" > posted from Starlink on his boat in the Adriatic > 47 comments saying "brave leadership" > brave??? he fired people from the ocean > stock jumps 4% > Wall Street is literally throwing a party because you're unemployed > go home > sit down to update your resume > open your laptop > it's a Dell > the Dell logo stares at you > You just got fired by the people who made the device you're using to cope with getting fired > the fan kicks on like it's laughing > close laptop > open it again > what else are you gonna do > disciplinedcostmanagement.exe

@solanamobile making @solanamobile an offer they can't refuse

pls follow on Instagram instagram.com/solanamobile my boss just asked me "how many followers does our Instagram have" and I had to pretend my wifi cut out send help 😭

It's official: "onchain" not "on-chain" Footnote 1 from SEC guidance yesterday

Friends again? 😅

to everyone writing about "finally, no more NigERiaNs" - it's just a massive skill issue. My tl is fine as is (nikita seemed to do something there). Curate your tl, with modern llm tools it's never been easier to actually automate and personalize it in your own way Or go cry to papa elon and make your timeline another agency-less facebook mirror chamber I guess

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

happy birthday, solana 🥳

@TheCharlesIsidi lol same

I didn’t clock this until my final year. This was my greatest undoing. I didn’t understand why people will start the semester with going straight into past questions. I was trying to understand things from first principles. It was my funeral.

@Harri_obi i laughed so hard ehh 😂

The Nigerian dancing Governor 😂 Give the Solflare intern a raise 🤣

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It’s not what your blockchain can do for you, it is what you can do for your blockchain

"If you force stop an app it may misbehave" No it won't. That's not true. It has never happened.

mr. grammarticalogylisationalism is the boss

this guy 😂😂😂

"Do you lift?" Bro I lift my eyes up to the hills from where my help comes every day.

@AmoweO think it through?😂 i can assure you that nary a thought was put into that someone just woke up one morning, drank tea, and started typing nonsense. probably didn't even have his/her bath mtcheew.

@ideyquickvex 😭they didnt think it through

Capping information once in a lifetime will not curb fraud fullstop

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