scamantha likely

Every trans woman you know is fighting a battle you cannot see that you can turn the tides of right now by sending her $40

i hate when you're fighting with somebody and you accidentally type "me" instead of "my" so you sound like mr. krabs all "you're breaking me heart"

@Mr_Normal_Guy69 i have post notifications turned on for you

@idiotbraingf I was going to dm this to you if you didn't like it within an hour lol

(To the tune of Teenage Dirtbag) cause I'm an autistic trans girl, baby

@birdie_change I wish it made me stupider

Weed is so nice. I wish it didn't make me stupid.

@TeddyHardieLee i mean There Is Still Time.

@idiotbraingf shit i must be a funny girl then

epic funny girl chart

there are two queer nerds having a date in this cafe and i can tell they're talking about dnd and one of them is wearing a dog collar with a nuka cola logo on it. chicago summer is here.

if i stop fiddling with my hair for even one second the wind blows it into the least attractive configuration possible

@beeofstagnancy oh. my god.

my whole life is like a picture of a sunny day

i love the beautiful woman but serious question. why is it beautiful.

our queen, orel puppington

accidentally left this one in the drafts through st paddys day

of course lesbians are brave. do you know how scary girls are? and two of them?!?!?!?

pov we are smoking on my porch and the apartment across the street is projecting spongebob onto the wall

@NEEMOAHTOAD THERE WAS AN INCIDENT.... INVOLVING ZOMBIES is basically part of who i am

Marvin and Kendo in the remake are like inarguably better supporting characters than they are here but also “there was an incident….. involving zombies…..” and “SORRY BOUT DAT BABE” have lived in my head rent free for over half of my life

@g33kaholic mine are named luna and diana lol

@idiotbraingf Dawg its so weird seeing your cats. They look identical to our babies xD

@jacw212v2 when i was in high school i decided i was pansexual to make it easier

@idiotbraingf was it in sync or were you gay for a lil bit

whoa we switched

hey reddit, me (5F) and my younger sister (7F) are trying to decide where to eat

@idiotbraingf sources tell me the King is stable please god