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Can we talk about the people who don't want to pay taxes while calling other people freeloaders? Projection is real, y'all.

Do not marry the person who makes you happy, marry the person who you make happy.

There are 3 types of men: shitty men, men who use shitty men as cover for their own mediocrity, and the four men who know what I am talking about.

I bet specifying one's pronouns would be a lot more common if we started referring to everyone as she/her unless otherwise specified...

@cfb_18 Is it really an epic burn for those of us who know who dumb they are? I know we're supposed to pretend that they're the smartest, but a lot of us know that they are barely functional.

Did not expect to read such an epic burn in the NYT metropolitan diary

@atrupar Black people. The "woke agenda" is just the newest way of saying "Black people." Or are we still doing the "pretend not to know what they're talking about" thing?

Asked by Maria Bartiromo where specifically she wants to see spending cuts, Elise Stefanik singles out the "woke agenda," whatever that is

@JuddLegum Okay, but what should those of us who live in Michigan do in response?

1. A newly-formed right-wing group is launching a brazen plan to remake Michigan public schools — using hyper-aggressive legal action to effectively mandate the erasure of LGBTQ people Follow along if interested 🧵 popular.info/p/inside-the-a…

Dear moms of teenage sons: If your solution for the fact that your son is unable to take care of himself is to hope that he marries a good woman who will take care of him, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

@TeaPainUSA That's not out of character for a sociopath.

Sounds like Margie can't distinguish herself from God in this rant. rawstory.com/vengeance-is-m…

@Fan_NamedPaul @QasimRashid Have you read Dying of Whiteness? I find it interesting that no one actually USES these "tools" to protect their family from the most salient dangers to their health and livelihoods. If anything, guns are used to ensure that the harm to their families continues unimpeded.

@QasimRashid It's not about MAGA for a lot of us gun owners. It's more so about the preservation of the 2nd Amendment and our rights to lawfully have access to tools to protect ourselves and family. At least that's how it is to me. I can't speak for everyone.

As MAGA sheriffs in IL refuse to enforce IL’s new gun safety law—a reminder that it's "state's rights" when it comes to banning abortion, immigration, books, lgbtq, & 'woke' businesses—but it's magically not state's rights when passing proven gun safety laws.😑 Absurd hypocrisy.

@QasimRashid It's not hypocrisy. It is a founding tenet of the US: Devaluation of people for profit, enforced by violence. Every time you tweet about MAGA "hypocrisy," you're ceding control to them. They don't care if they are being inconsistent, and they enjoy seeing you cry about it.

I have learned that "professionalism" is just another way of saying "what white men want." So, yes, "professionalism" can fuck all the way off.

@capt_copperman @mmpadellan Are you saying that women should be allowed to control other women? I'm not understanding the point of your comment.

@mmpadellan It was a woman that made the amendment for woman to have to wear jackets for the purpose of maintaining a professional appearance. Really simple if you’re not snowflake.

I'm guessing the same folks who were outraged about being forced to wear a mask will be might pissed that women are being forced to cover their arms by Republicans in Missouri, right? RIGHT???

Thanks for your question congresswoman. There’s no data to suggest increased fetal demise after COVID vaccination, but there’s ample data showing increased maternal death caused by COVID infection. jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/…

@RVAwonk They should be called "accounts to block."

I’m begging you, once again, to stop using the word “bot” to refer to Twitter accounts that behave in shitty ways, engage in trolling, or criticize you en masse. It’s far, far more likely that someone dropped your tweet in a DM room and encouraged others to pile on.

@SpiroAgnewGhost Does any of this disqualify him from getting security clearance?

@ask_aubry And the icing on the cake is that he is an employment attorney and should know better. Proof that all of the training in the world can't keep shitty people from being shitty.

While on maternity leave, this attorney was asked and expected to perform legal work. She decided to leave the firm. And her boss sent her the following text message.

@WalshFreedom Or else what? I hope the women all walk in there with bare ass arms and tell these snowflakes to go fuck themselves.

Missouri Republicans adopt dress codes requiring female legislators to keep their arms concealed. Uh…what country is this? What century is this? Ridiculous.👇 washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/…

@kyrstensinema This is the equivalent of tweeting that you brushed your teeth this morning. That must have been hard for you, so...good job?

In the wake of the horrific shooting in Uvalde, I brought solutions-focused colleagues together to pass legislation investing in violence prevention. This week, thanks to our law, four gun traffickers were charged with illegally selling over 50 firearms. cnn.com/2023/01/11/us/…