denver 🦇

pedestrians act like I’m not driving a whole car and they really swear they’re invincible

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your christmas spirit only makes him STRONGER

anyone else shower with their jeans on

10 year old me listening to jar of hearts pretending i was going through a tough breakup

What in the David Lynch is this? twitter.com/fauxlacine/sta…

2019 will bring each sign Libra- 1 billion dollars Aries- hydro flask Taurus- gardening kit Gemini- 2face cleansing mask Cancer- chocolate Leo- 1993chevy Virgo- v-card refund Scorpio- cool vans Sagittarius- big bag of coke Capricorn- truelove Aquarius- ????????? pisces- socks

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

@xanielmx @DrugsMedia AKADOCOSKAJXJ

Ain’t shit hood about singing Lip Gloss LMFAOOOOOO

I feel ATTACKED

alright maybe 2019

i go to bed at 4am

Nothing screams Wisconsin like a kid being chased by a turkey in the snow in a city called Ashwahbenon only to be saved by a Chevy Equinox

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