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He came over and told me, then started singing the sounds to me... laughing at me.. killing myself rn

Tell me why my Bluetooth automatically connected to the truck I used yesterday that my coworker turned on and it immediately started blasting semi-automatic by twenty one pilots. I need to die

i dont have the healing eyes anymore this is how im coping

@fartpog Call out tomorrow

where we goin this summer guys

@fartpog Not pit its ga floor but still

i got benson boone pit for $160

i got a bomb that makes u win in this honey bee slot machine and i loudly yelled i GOT A BOMB in the middle of the casino

@fartpog Dude. This does not look good on charlie... I just realized the mustache + pose he is doing 💀

we havent had cat treats in this cabinet for at LEAST a year but he still leads me to it when i get home from work

@fartpog Dude this is AWESOME

IM A PONY IM A PONY

@fartpog This makes it seem like you never have cat treats anymore

@fartpog What is this wtf

😭😭😭😭 #youraislopboresme

@fartpog It was me who said I like walking and he made fun of u for the long walk comment

last month my cousin said he loved walking and i said You wouldn’t say that if it was the Long Walk and now every time someone says they like something someone has to say You wouldn’t like it if it was Evil and would Kill you and had Bombs in it!

@fartpog @Bruq_3 @thecruxdeluxe No cause like what, also its ur damn fridge 😭😭

@Bruq_3 @thecruxdeluxe which one cause thats literally my car

we both get fat at 1 am

@fartpog This needs to change immediately, this song is amazing and more people need to know

me and my sister are the only 2 ppl on earth who listen to this song apparently open.spotify.com/track/5zZOhHw2…

@fartpog No if anything I do know, but Im not a loser who cries over PISS..

@idkhowvhs Sometimes when you havent peed in a while. but you wouldnt know that because you are the resident Piss Girl who cant Not Piss

when ur peeing so good u tear up a little

@fartpog Yeah I hate you

they’re holding me sausage

@fartpog Devin what is this

@imjustbeingmeJ @Arnie4USA She wasnt doing anything wrong, she was trying to let the ice agents pass her when they were in their cars, and they got out and charged at her so she was terrified as they came out super aggressive for 0 reason, go watch all the videos, it shows it clearly who was wrong.

@Arnie4USA Although I disagree with what she was doing, sh○○ting in the head? Really? Couldn't he have shot the car to disarm her?

Play the video in slow motion. It says everything. The ICE agent, in Minneapolis, defended himself against the attempted ramming of the late Renee Nicole Good. The ones saying otherwise are GASLIGHTING you.

@fartpog Now we are matching

pls tell me i didnt cut my bangs Too short

@fartpog Byler cannon

Can someone leak the finale im bored