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30 | Jer 🧡| w*ncesties dni, you’re gross | jarjar binks anti | #1 Ben Tennyson simp | 🔞 @groppypoppy
She/Her Katılım Nisan 2010
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@ashartsathing It’s okay to love shit from a butt. Some people love real poop shit from a butt. At least you’re better than them <3
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Anyways this one is correct and fuck dinosaur
receipts -
Finding dory - fuck Ellen
Cars 2 - I am a cars glazer but there’s too much mater
Monsters u - obscenely forgettable when compared with the glory of the OG
I feel like the rest of “shit from a butt” is self explained
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I have never in my life seen a more wholly incorrect Disney tier list ranking than this. Genuinely cannot believe there is someone in this universe that would put Lilo and stitch and monsters Inc that low
Ate with rankings of TS4, Lightyear & wish tho. Won’t disagree w/ that
Dillon@Deezus_Walks
I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list
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BEHOLD THESE PHOTOS OF MY BEST FRIEND AND OUR SON AND TRY TO TELL ME SHE IS NOT A CUTIE PIE BUT BEAR THE KNOWLEDGE THAT IF YOU TRY TO SAY IT I WILL BE IN YOUR WALLS FOR SHE IS THE CUTIEST OF PIES. IN THIS ESSAY-
💙☀️🌗🤍 Emily 🇺🇦🍉@ashartsathing
@idratherhaveyou FINE I CONSENT
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@ashartsathing THE BEARER OF EVIDENCE DECIDES WHAT THE EVIDENCE CONTAINS. CONSENT OR NO I WILL ACCEPT EITHER
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Petition for Emily to give me permission to show photo evidence of what a cutie pie she is
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Not to SasuNaru on main but what I want more than anything is for someone to redraw some of the old man SasuNaru shots from boruto but in the shippuden art style
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Actual photo of me realizing my boyfriend was correct when he giggled and said “did you know basement has semen in it”
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Thinking about how my coworker came in today and told me she had the flu and couldn’t eat anything without getting sick and then she went on her lunch break and her bf got a McDouble so she got one too and then when I asked why she laughed and said she was gonna poop her pants
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Imagine being me and getting snapchat streaks of these creatures every day
⎊ Dallas | 🍉@idratherhaveyou
OHHHHH MY SHAYLAAAAAAAS
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Photos of my little snail friend slowly waking up and then his new home for tax
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A snail went into hibernation on my hubbys lexus last fall and our friend was just gonna flick him off and I yelled at him and thru tears spent literally like 25 minutes slowly waking the snail up so he broke his own little hibernation sack and then coaxing him onto a leaf
Dervilla(v)@DERVIEMOO
💚🙏🏼
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So that I could take him into the forest and tuck him away. Hubby and our friend were literally staring at me the whole time like this
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Emily when my antisocial and socially awkward dad that she keeps assuming doesn’t like her (despite me saying otherwise) tells her not to stay away so long between visits
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Got new sketchbook btw… wonder which will fixation will win on being the first thing to be drawn in it 🤔
It’s either gonna be PaleGun or Rick and Morty
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Listen…. I will forever be an alien force glazer okay 😭 I fucking love ua, I LOVE Ben, Kevin and Gwen as a trio they’re my meowmeows. They’re so fucking funny and they all love each other so much and that was my biggest heartbreak with Omniverse was taking away my dream trio😭
Ben 10 News@BenTenNews
"The Final Battle" premiered 16 years ago, today, concluding Ben 10: Alien Force! What did you think of this two-parter?
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