Cade Michael

I’m sorry

“AI will replace you” Can AI do THIS?

sorry babe, the obsidian skull amulet thinks you’re taking advantage of my good nature and that we shouldn’t be together

Lowkey we should have fun with our best friends forever

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

this is the year of NO self reflection. whatever bad habits you have - double down on them. 2026

my only goal for 2026 is to not have the worst year of my life for the 4th year in a row

not to brag but i don’t need alcohol to send texts i regret

i am NOT a former gifted student. i am gifted. affirm. put me back into the third grade and ill completely obliterate them like i did the first time

Your existence makes everything feel so much lighter💕🫶

No more emails

They were so fucking silly together I miss them…

How it feels to still be on that bg3 high with the new divinity announcement

if you really loved me you'd hit me with your car

So that new fionna and cake episode.

Berdly: You said you were a GAMER!!!