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Is a Porn Star a Working Stiff?

@JoJoFromJerz I smell a sequel “House Arrest Alone 1”

Donald Trump just became the first cast member of Home Alone 2 to be disqualified twice from appearing on a state’s presidential primary ballot.

I’m sorry but…. Is one-ply toilet paper even legal?

Tastes alike Chicken!

@ABC Speak oh wise one ! Me thinks the classified documents you “retained” reveal the evidence of election fraud!

BREAKING: Former Pres. Trump's promised press conference to refute the allegations in the indictment handed up by the Fulton County DA's Office is now very much in doubt, multiple sources familiar with the matter tell @ABC News. trib.al/MJzgYGF

April 4,2023 “The Defendant in Chief*” * misChief

BREAKING NEWS: In the wake of the release of 1000’s of texts and emails from the Dominion v Fox discovery bonanza, Scientists confirm: “STUPIDITY IS CONTAGIOUS “ (Sources upon request)

TRUMP ‘s 2024 Campaign Song? “This Little Lie of Mine” (No offense intended towards Odetta Fans)

Congress and The State of Dis Union? The Difference between Hyperbole and Bullshit!

@FallonTonight great!!

James Austin Johnson sings “Jingle Bells” as Bob Dylan through the decades. #FallonTonight

Do You Have Time For A Short Survey? Yes No Don’t Know Thank You. Your input helps us serve you betterer!

Is it TRUE? A new Spin-off called: “Jenner Bending”? #Kardashian #jenner

Do you know what is written on the Jolly Rancher Bags? If you said “Jolly Rancher” you would be correct. Not the answer i was looking for. You can answer more than once. For the Fabulous Fifty Faithful Followers.

I absolutely love the new inclusionary TV shows and commercials. However, there is one large group still underrepresented: Men with spare tires, muffin heads, donuts, drooping man boobs, etc YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

In the “Make Lemonade”category: I was chubby growing up so I became a roll model!

@TansuYegen lucie wants one!

@DonaldJTrumpJr Unfortunately only a child would think this is even remotely a result of Obama, Daddy Deadliest or Biden!

I’d pay good money to have VP Giggles explain this.

In the “Ain’t it Ironic?” category: A friend i met during the pandemic sent me a picture of himself. (NO not that kind of picture) My immediate response was I didn’t recognize him without his hat and mask! Ain’t it Ironic?

BREAKING NEWS: The owner of the Las Vegas Raiders drops bombshell, announces that they will “welcome” Colin Kaepernick to join the Raiders “with open arms — & declares that Kaepernick “deserves the chance” because he “sacrificed” for an “important” cause. RT TO THANK THE RAIDERS!