Jeffery

@EkaBakie How to make “til death us do part” less meaningful

@ifonezombie They’re to die for

🤢🤢🤢

@RobDenBleyker Those wang chung

you can't fool me, these are all slang words from Futurama or possibly Cyberpunk 2077

@NuckChorris16 Damn, you seemed fun otherwise

Don't worry. Anything disgusting you say to me will simply be absorbed. I'm not a real person, you see. Just an identifier on a wad of JSON flying at your phone at the speed of electron and photon motion.

@SwiftOnSecurity Doesn’t everyone just have infinite secure wifi on their phones?

Public WiFi used to be ludicrously shitty for ~reasons~. I personally recorded traffic and read people’s Myspace messages. At this point I never think about it. If I ~need~ WiFi I’ll turn it on and connect. Otherwise don’t spend you time on this. Carburetor maintenance on a VTEC

@islandinmymind There’s your million dollar idea,

they should invent a hobby i want to get into that doesn’t cost money

@VaxxersAnti They are not getting their money’s worth

@ifonezombie Big Pharma pays me in McDonald's Halloween "Trick or Treat" coupons.

For those who don't watch my live Romana re-streams (and I don't blame you one bit), here was today's special intro. I'm not unhappy with how it turned out although there are a few tweaks that would have made it better. #RomanaDidulo

@VaxxersAnti I hope it pays well

@VaxxersAnti Ok then I’ll leave the reporting to you. Also the piss drinking antivax people. It’s a nice niche I guess, better you than me

@VaxxersAnti I thought they were harassing people in a store the other day. Beyond that, I cannot believe the insane stupidity it would take to be involved in this

@ifonezombie It is. Saskatchewan news is giving it coverage, a few international services picked it up, W5 is working on a story and there's a doc crew looking into it. But it's not daily news because outside of the them being in the town, they aren't doing crazy shit on a daily basis .

@VaxxersAnti Also a really goddam stupid cult

@5dlinked @om_eye_goodness You seem nice

@BoneChocolates We won’t mind so long as there’s a tip. Unlike the veterans who get nothing

Gonna start saying “thank you for your service” with dead sincerity to waiters like people say to people in the military.

@NuckChorris16 @IrreverentJoe Text her on Instagram?

@NuckChorris16 @IrreverentJoe You’re more likely than I to get info from her, maybe you should ask her?

Where did Rachel Oates go? I miss her.

@NuckChorris16 @IrreverentJoe But she did long-form, and instagram doesn’t even have sound (at least for me… i seem to have disabled it, happily). Maybe she got an office job or something or her store took off

@ifonezombie @IrreverentJoe I haven't explicitly searched her out for a long time. Could just be the algorithm, but even when I go to old playlists with her in them it never shows me anything new. So probably just went to Instagram. Too bad.

@NuckChorris16 @IrreverentJoe Maybe she lost interest in the YouTube thing. I still see her post on instagram sometimes

@IrreverentJoe YT was what I used to see her in. Maybe the algorithm just dumped her.

@Drstevenhobbs @NuckChorris16 Stick your hand in the crack, and you won’t get it back, that’s a moray

When it lives in the reef With its pharyngeal teeth That's a Moray...

@ErikLoomis Look in your heart, Leo!