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@bucees is it normal/routine for an employee’s first shift that when they ask to use the restroom that the trainer goes with them & waits outside the stall to time their bowel movement(s)?

May the Fourth be with you.. ☺️♥️✨ Love, Carasynthia “Cara” Dune from Alderaan.

Only in theaters and IMAX May 22. Get tickets now.

May the fourth be with you

@GoldyHappens Distract from his horrible pitching staff

As if creating a yearly dead last in team ERA pitching staff for a decade isn’t evil enough, Mike Hazen has resorted to arson too

@GoldyHappens Pic on right almost reminds of a stadium from MVP Baseball 2005.

The great thing about Twitter is you can just mute people who post AI slop like this

@DbacksStatsInfo Says a lot!

Of note: Ivan Melendez, released over a week ago by the #Dbacks, has yet to find a new home (be it in MLB or overseas; as far as we know).

Nope. I don't like that.

@NatashaCL7 Minority Report and Mercy!

I don’t want to drive a car that shuts off whenever it wants to. I don’t want digital ID. I don’t want to be microchipped. Don’t you see where all of this is going? Next thing you know, ai will lead to arresting ppl because it predicts they are going to commit crimes.

Just got a new phone with a working microphone. Prepare yourselves for all the shenanigans that are about to ensue.

I just want to see how many of my followers actually see my posts. Say hi if this crosses your timeline. Thanks!😘

These animal accounts got me feeling like I’m playing Pokemon, I gotta catch ‘em all. 🤪

@GoldyHappens Yeah, he should that he understands that you get to go back to the dugout after 3 strikes.

Heard Torey & Mike really liked his experience and competitiveness on that AB though

I’d like to announce that I’ve been sleeping well without taking anything for 2 weeks straight. I haven’t been able to do this in years.

@KrislaMaris Nice! Congrats!

Happy Friday Frens! I just got home from work. 🤭☺️😅

@shoewizard59 Well Jack, i get there are bad days, but… you also like to say Regression is a harsh Mistress!

Zac Gallen induced just 5 WHIFFS in 42 swings vs Cubs today in yet another short outing by a D-backs starter as he is unable to get out of the 4th inning, trailing 6-1 This has been an incredibly tough two turns through the rotation for the Diamondbacks

@GoldyHappens Why is torey commenting on an opposing players injury status?

Nico Hoerner’s injury 1st inning injury, in the words of Torey Lovullo looks like “discomfort”

@AnnaKelly47 @WhiteHouse No tax on social security was all word play! The reality of just giving an extra $6k for deduction is NOT truly making those payments tax free!

Today, President Trump will travel to The Villages, Florida, to tout his economic agenda for America’s seniors! NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY is a Promise Made, Promise Kept! 💰 amac.us/newsline/polit…

Late night fun fact: Did you know, when astrophysicists need a break from their rigorous studying of the Universe, they go to comedy clubs above all other entertainment options. They especially enjoy jokes about death, natural disasters, serial killers, and other such Dark Matters. Or so, I was told.

Help me understand, what is the point of a pergola? Is it for people who want striped tans?

@KrislaMaris Bulgogi 😋😋😋😋

My lunner: lunch/dinner Ground beef bulgogi bowl. I rarely eat rice, so roasted honeynut squash and broccolini are considered the carbohydrates 🤭☺️.