Ian Brown

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Ian Brown

@igb

XML apologist. Erlang enthusiast. Currently JVMs & Performance stuff at @Netflix. Previously JVMs & performative stuff at @Twitter. He/him.

San Francisco, California Katılım Eylül 2006

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Ian Brown@igb·15 Mar

Getting rad with my girl. vine.co/v/OVBzaHKnvmj

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Ian Brown@igb·2 Ağu

We’d only have to guillotine, like, one billionaire and then the rest of them would probably fall in line pretty quick.

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Ian Brown@igb·30 Tem

@elonmusk @benarroch_joe Hey Joe, you know people live all around there, right?

Christopher J. Beale@realchrisjbeale

Imagine no more. This is my life now.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·29 Tem

Our HQ in San Francisco tonight

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Christopher J. Beale@realchrisjbeale·30 Tem

Here’s another angle I forgot I had that shows the X strobing. Also, my apartment building needs a bath.

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Ian Brown@igb·30 Tem

@dagskeenan @kdspaul @realchrisjbeale A trebuchet seems like the easiest way to…uh…"hack" the sign.

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David Keenan@dagskeenan·30 Tem

@kdspaul @realchrisjbeale I'm in.

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Christopher J. Beale@realchrisjbeale·29 Tem

Imagine no more. This is my life now.

kyle (still hates elon)@itsmefrenchy123

I would be fucking LIVID. Imagine this fucking X sign right across from your bedroom. #x #twitter

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kiran paul@kdspaul·29 Tem

@realchrisjbeale Hackathon at your place to try and figure out all the ways to disable it?

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Ian Brown@igb·27 Tem

😀 cnbc.com/2023/07/26/tes…

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Ian Brown@igb·27 Tem

.@gwestr you fucking legend! cnbc.com/2023/07/26/tes…

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Ian Brown@igb·26 Tem

Simplify.

Linda Yaccarino@lindayaX

X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

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Ian Brown@igb·25 Tem

Like birds? Hate Elon Musk? Well, then, buddy, @ChazCasual has just the T-shirt for you! customink.com/fundraising/la…

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parker lyons@tweetsbyparker·25 Tem

get this shit off my linkedin

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parker lyons@tweetsbyparker·24 Tem

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

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Ian Brown@igb·25 Tem

@ChazCasual I like @44’s idea!

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Lee Owens@ChazCasual·25 Tem

If any of you former tweeps never grabbed one, I got you 🫡

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Ian Brown@igb·24 Tem

@jack So take a seat @jack, and stop tweeting dumb shit like this.

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keep calm and just x through it

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Ian Brown@igb·24 Tem

@jack You set up the end of of all of this for the most petty and selfish of reasons, without a care, without a thought, even, for all the people who actually made this website what is was.

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jack@jack·24 Tem

keep calm and just x through it

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@elonmusk @benarroch_joe @dagskeenan @kdspaul @realchrisjbeale @GWestr @ChazCasual @44