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The good news: The future is here. The bad news: it's dumb as hell

Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

@arbybeast maybe ask these people wpxi.com/news/top-stori…

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

@mr_salty hell yeah ✊

I am so happy to finally be able to share this! I love all my coworkers and I'm so proud of what we've been able to accomplish together!

trying to understand the thought process that led to using slightly different shades of the same color as mnemonic identifiers for three out of seven floors

wait until this guy learns how computers work

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

@spavis pixel 5a is pretty good imo

my pixel 2xl is really on it's last legs. i dropped it one too many times 3 drops ago. i was going to get the pixel 6 pro but i saw one on the subway and it's soooo ugly. debating getting a samsung but i've been 1st party google for the last decade so idk :/

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” “I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

@crschmidt not sure if this is the case in other cities, but Pittsburgh at least has custom-made fire trucks that are narrower and have fewer protruding elements for this reason archive.theincline.com/2018/09/10/how…

Still have an innate love of fire trucks baked into my brain from being a small child, but I look at this truck and I look at the streets of Cambridge and sort of think "one of these is gonna have to give", and I don't think it can be the streets...

imagine staying tuned after the show for a look inside the episode

@Foone i wonder about this a lot! imo a compact 68k Mac would look *amazing* with a b&w oled display but they apparently just don't exist at resolutions higher than 128x64 (let alone in a 9" size)

If your milk hotel is neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the milk hotel of the oppressor.

omg

wow creepy, amazon figured out that i like to start off every morning with a fresh SFP transceiver and a $600 USB hub