Chance* not a rapper.😏

@Hoopss Time away from my wife and son. And it hasnt happened yet thankfully but inevitably one of my patients will pass under my care and thats going to be a difficult day forsure

EMPLOYED PEOPLE ONLY!!! What’s the hardest part of ur job?

@_iTzur @TyMiraculous @egregious_angst @Gzalzi This is about my same income and yes we have a kid AND theyre in fulltime daycare We aint hurting in texas

@TyMiraculous @egregious_angst @Gzalzi Do you and your bitch have kids?

$30 per hour, 40 hours a week aint nothing but $1200 before taxes. Ur going have to work OT to get by

@_iTzur @egregious_angst @Gzalzi My childcare is 230 a week for fulltime mon-fri 7am-4pm. Super doable

@egregious_angst @Gzalzi Both parents don’t always work, a lot of times it makes more sense for one to stay home due to child care being so expensive.

@AndForever21 @KingKwan74 Im a nurse and was so confused for about 5 seconds. Tf you mean i cant drink energy drinks while working?

@KingKwan74 Bro I read this as not for women who can not sing

Alani going to walk in that courtroom and point lol

@Hoopss 14 looks familiar but i cant put a name to it... And the guy to the right of cp3 is a damn mystery Everyone else i got off rip

If you can’t name every player in this photo you don’t know basketball

@YiWayne27173 @EAMaddenNFL @NFL @OhioStateFB @caleb_downs2 Looks like a bronny football clone

@EAMaddenNFL @NFL @OhioStateFB @caleb_downs2 Bro look like Butler

Caleb Downs entering the Madden universe at the @NFL Combine 👀🎮 Which team is calling his name on draft night? @OhioStateFB | @caleb_downs2 | #MaddenCombine

@hornsofamerica @EAMaddenNFL @NFL @OhioStateFB @caleb_downs2 @dallascowboys I so doubt he makes it to 12

@EAMaddenNFL @NFL @OhioStateFB @caleb_downs2 @dallascowboys please. I beg you. Draft this man.

@StockInferno @Hoopss Im team jordan all the way Having said that "lebron is just a stats machine" is a terrible argument... as someone who votes jordan you need a better argument. Stats are how we determine how good someone is, how you gonna say someone with the best stats isnt better?

@Hoopss He never flopped, he was loyal to Chicago in his prime. When the game mattered most he delivered. LeBron is just a stat machine not even in the same same sentence as Jordan. They aren’t the same. Jordan also never lost a title match so there is that.

how is Jordan better than LeBron without bringing up the 6 rings. 👀

@thatch2181 @StockInferno @Hoopss Lebron 100% gets calls just as bad if not worse than those of the jordan rule

@StockInferno @Hoopss You might wanna check your frickin' so called facts. M j was the the beginning of the flop. He did it quite often, actually, and he also was the beneficiary of The jordan rule. look it up.

@Neonlovemachine @jadeedanielss @kittenaround_51 So they pass out narcan where its prevalent and they dont pass narcan out where its not so common... Dang thats crazy

@jadeedanielss @kittenaround_51 Yeah, but the citizens that go and get it are also getting crack pipes and needles. Although it saves lives. Nobody in my neighborhood is passing out from heroin cause no one‘s doing heroin so nobody really needs to have Narcan. I don’t know what do I know? I’m just racist, huh?

This guy was pulled over on the way to pick up his son from school. Guessing from the mans appearance, the cop was expecting to find something else to write him up for, with the way he was looking through his car. Do you think the man handled the situation properly?

@Hoopss D wade and there was no hesitation on that

Can you confidently name the single weakest link here? ✂️

@ehhmmdatex @dannyspud_ If you stood for your beliefs you wouldnt be bragging about it... Ngl thats a banger bruther Wicho duma

@dannyspud_ The little twat “stands for his beliefs” but wants to shove it all in people’s faces. Bitch if you stood for your beliefs you wouldn’t be bragging about it. You can stand for them and not be a kiss ass … saw the police “can I stand here, I stand for law enforcement” dumb MF.

Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America?

@mrmikeMTL About 70k in combined student loans... Say like 350k for a decent house that taxes wont kill us... 80k for 2 new cars because ours are starting to crap out. That gives us 500k for my sons college fund and a proper emergency fund, and if we feel frisky we can get into stocks.

Do you consider $900K as life-changing money? Be honest, please.

@HighValueMail @0xdgw @katexbt Complaining about working too much while also not doing any overtime is hilarious

@0xdgw @katexbt Lol I was renting a bedrooms in a house with the shitties people while making twice of what she makes, yet she gets a two bedroom then cries on the internet. What an idiot… also 40 hours… lol a regular work week…

What is happening in America?

@josh_4yng @Hoopss Just gonna ignore baseballs 162 game season. Also you have to rely on a pitching rotation that could just shit the bed at any point. I would say its mlb, nhl, nba, then nfl

@Hoopss It’s #2 (Stanley Cup) and it’s not even close. You play 82 games just to earn the right to play 2 more months of playoff hockey where everyone is playing through broken ribs and torn ligaments. It’s a literal war of attrition

Which trophy is the hardest for a team to win?

@BearcatBarry69 @DugganTheOne @mrmikeMTL And you know how many idiots dont turn wide enough in residential streets constantly?

@DugganTheOne @mrmikeMTL mine gave me 4 left turn infractions for “cutting off the other lane” my brother in christ i am making a left turn in rural suburbia, it doesn’t matter

who really passed their driving test on the very first attempt?

@mrmikeMTL Shit was incredibly easy

@mlbelites_ Id rather him get it all out and fire up his team then pop off and embarrass himself in a real game but thats just me

Doing all this in a intrasquad game is wild 😭😭😭

@TheSports_Shift Hassleback

@BerryhillRl @PackersHuskers @DieselOnRadio @CollegeFBonX Tamu.edu

@igybchance @PackersHuskers @DieselOnRadio @CollegeFBonX Nope......

If you had to be a fan of one school from Texas who would you cheer for?