chillstine wines 😈

I beleive that typos are the life’s blood of my Twitter account.

@IanJaeger29 @badhombre You’re a loser.

Best comment of year award right here.

@Rich_Cooper You’re a loser.

Countess Luann de Lesseps

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

im so happy you guys!!!! this past month has been crazy and it makes me emotional.. thank you for all the support <3 brat summer activated

Sir. This is the beach from OLD.

Lydia Tar : Conducting :: Tasha Duncan : Tennis Coaching

I choose a new word for wordle every time I play.

I am the picture of customer service.

Only hacks DON’T do crowd work.

I searched the Salt Lake City real estate market while watching #RHOSLC so frequently, it's the first page that pops up each time I visit Redfin. I could clear my browser history, but each time I get there, I say receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots. It's comforting.

Number One Content Rankings -lawn mowing: Australia -pressure washing: the UK -cleaning: USA -bottles falling: that British girl -trick shots: trick question, they suck.

I like to push the boundaries when I come into the office by taking many breaks. My inevitable performance plan will have been worth it.

Learning is just memorization with some flavor.

Y’all motherfuckers need to chill out.

Vibe is the modern jive.

I’ve made the choice to skull an iced coffee before my flight. Only God and frontier airlines know what’s in store for me next.

Peel and stick wallpaper is the backbone of the pop up restaurant industry.

I think it’s pretty unfair that no one has informed me of a trust of money in my name at any of my 32 birthdays.