high planes warlock

@lisswolverines weird, I always thought they were pretty easy, i just check to flip when the batter stops bubbling too

Men love having hobbies that make them mad lmao

@annamerlan vicky broke her foot like 2 years ago, they kept the catering open with the rest of the staff but they did re-open until august 19

@ihatecomedy looooved La Victoria's breakfast burritos, goddamn

It’s time for the take that will get me canceled: gummi bears are a good ingredient in ice cream and more ice creams should have them

tony soprano except he always wears keds

@annamerlan Its called rubys, its next to (behind) la victoria, its been open seasonally the last two years

@ihatecomedy Woah that must be new, I lived in Deep Ellum for a sec and was forced to get all my frozen treats through alcoholic YooHoo drinks at Double Wide

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Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun.

tony soprano be like "yo dr. melfi, lets go to sandals jamaica, no? ok... WHY NOT?"

@MarkAgee something i noticed from my stepmom's cop side of the family is they believe all the cop stories that they are told in secret or whatever, the satanic panic is still real to them

Everybody with any Blue Lives Matter merch in 1778 would've been Tories who snitched about who was hoarding grain to feed Continentals. Narcs are ever present

I do not understand people who have a cultural affinity for police. I grew up running from them, my dad ran from them as an adult, our family mythology had my great grandparents running from them. It's like "Hi I'm in 10th grade and I love the Vice Principal," what is your agenda

It’s not lost on me that Jonathan lived through slavery and did nothing

@sustainablekaty it really is a great bird to show someone for the first time since very few birds are that easily accessible with that many colors like in mexico

@ihatecomedy I saw them! They were right where you said!

Them: Sooooo how’s quarantine going? Me:

nextdoor is great at contrasting the two americas, especially the one that after 18 years still thinks the cops are on their way

at some point are we gonna come up with a number for how many hot dogs a man can eat and just call it?

@MarkAgee trump really killed the whole novelty candidate grift during the 2016 cycle

I am also running for President. This tweet is the extent of it. Buy my upcoming album

its not even a restaurant its a roadside bakery/deli that also serves bbq

looking back this was terrible bbq i legitimately enjoyed but also it was the only place, now the town i'm from has 3 highly rated places (this place closed) and my dad still goes to the 4th, objectively worst restaurant

i hate all this bougie new bbq but i dont miss it when all the sides came from a can like new potatoes boiled in greasy water or shells and cheese with half a container of black pepper added to it