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finally home yippee !!

when i say sorry and they tell me to not be sorry so now im sorry for being sorry

finally my kinda aisle

i should be allowed to sleep as much as i want without worrying anyone

@cherryoatmeal how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ??????

hi i’m bored ask me stuff

Sorry for spamming I am in the middle of a long car ride w nothing to do

@mymelodena This disorder will have to pry extra virgin olive oil out of my cold dead hands

i want to cook fancier things but the issue is i REFUSE to compromise on oils, ect all the high cal stuff. cooking is an ART and my artistry will not be subpar ever. so all we get is soup and curry lmao

I had a bad night shortly after my sister died and I was SOBBING, suddenly sat up and started laughing like the fucking joker. I turned to my bf and said "Woe Is Me" and kept laughing. I thought that was very poetic in an almost funny way.

would anyone be interested in a wieiad as a vegan hehe ... I love making stuff like that and editing videos so it would be fun for me so I'll probably still do it regardless

@euthanisedangel Not oomf but tempeh can be your best friend. It's denser than tofu and still holds flavor really well. It's got a slightly nutty after taste that complements any Asian inspired dish. It is very versatile in that it works with pretty much every vegetable in lots of combinations.

vegetarian/pescatarian oomfs what are ur fav meals/foods ? i’m very tempted to go pescatarian

can i get a dollar for every time i pee

sometimes i wonder… am i allowed or will they kill me

why do y'all hate vegans so much 😭 I'm just minding my own business and trying not to give money to these places that abuse and kill animals. How does that affect you at all.

@wtndcha biology

who the fuck decided to make it so that 10k steps only burns like 200 calories

whenever i tell someone something about myself i regret it

Unas ganas de tener el cuerpo como este hijo de puta #edtwtㅤ

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

posting this now that I'm leaving in case anybody recognizes LMAO but look how beautiful this view is

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.