The Real Todoroki 🔥🧊

@Lays4sale I raise you, “The Cupid Shuffle”

black ppl come into a yt bar, all of a sudden they playing “Laffy Taffy”

As a short person, getting off of a bar chair in public is the equivalent of jumping out of a plane. I won’t explain any further.

So for those who ask why I’m still single, it’s because many of you give me the ick so bad with your low effort. I literally won’t stand for it

This man has “wyd, wya” me at least 3 days in a row. I’m about to block him cause you not finna wyd me to death and worry about my whereabouts with not a date planned in sight.

All us short people need assistance and I’m tired of acting like I don’t!!!!

@returnofthejas That’s why we gotta start tripping them…on purpose

a 6'3 man ignored my 5'2 ass by simply looking straight ahead. i've been fuming every since 😭

@Samsonthegoat25 What are white racial slurs… asking for everyone

@MsLaFitteTweets She’s pregnant fr lol

All you’re gonna find is some Benadryl, goody powder and lactose pills lol and some vitamins

Cute security man at the store called me “Mamas”. What does that mean in boy language lol

Twitter is now such a tainted and fowl app. It used to be soooooooo fun. Now everyone is a miserable incel

All I want is someone who will give me the world

My godson has entered the world. I’m a Mamacita yall lololol

So it's sleeting in Atlanta and was just 85+ degrees the other day???

I need Paradise to finish so I can binge watch

Them white boys put crack in Electric Feel

“You know I do look a lot different outside my work clothes”

@The__Tactician Excuse me?!

My child ate 5 boneless chicken thighs …

watched ANOTHER shooting happen right outside my window today. I’ve actually lost count of how many I’ve seen this close.