Well, not working with Microsoft anymore. So, It’s freed up more time to tweet or X’eet again. Or whatever they call it nowadays.
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Sir Franklin Pauli
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Sir Franklin Pauli
@ihuntmidgets
Martha Stewart once said, It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
Sunrise, FL Katılım Mart 2009
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@ONLYinDADE Update from the Florida east coast railway, the man struck by train has a fractured femur and shattered knee but now in stable condition.
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Uhhhhhhhhhh hold on a minute. Does anyone else think the Bezos rocket looks like a penis?????????!!!!!!!!
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I bet they used a French-style custard though X_X
David Weigel@daveweigel
Before there was the Ben & Jerry's intifada, there was Star-Spangled Ice Cream, a start-up that marketed "conservative" dessert to people offended by B&J's opposition to the Iraq War. Website's down but here's a screenshot from 2003.
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@TrainItRight @Light If this is about “jerk off instruction” porn, it’s spot on.
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Focus on yourself.
Successful people never worry about what others are doing.
📷: @light.shadow.photo
#selfdriven @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/CRnCxAQHwwe/…
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It’s also mad weird because…what Big 4 league markets individual stars better than the NBA?
jason concepcion@netw3rk
the "face of the league" discourse is so weird to me. like are you trying to get hired by the NBA's marketing department?
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@strictlyCALI 4 is considered big? 2021 is looking up! #bigdickenergy
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@CerromeRussell Once had my phone in my back pocket and gave myself a colonoscopy. 5/5 would not do again.
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You ever have your keys in your pocket wrong and sit on them? It feels like you sat on a set of kitchen knives
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@Ninja_Warrior_C And now with facial hair and an unlimited supply to preparation H.
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@wstafrican I got free pizza when I got my first shot. Later I had diarrhea, not sure if pizza or vaccine. Still a win.
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@RBReich Maybe they’re trying to end poverty on the moon. #perspective
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Who else thinks ending poverty on Earth is more important than billionaire space tourism?
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