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The Mighty DarkSeid
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The Mighty DarkSeid
@iiitsAndy
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Apokolips Katılım Aralık 2012
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@El_Megga They'd never find the body... I'll just leave the head so they can identify that beach
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@El_Megga @randomguy000004 Nah unc..i ain't calling my hoodie a jumper... Never!!
We probably use like 50% of British English...
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@iiitsAndy @randomguy000004 IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE BRITISH WITHOUT THE ACCENT
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@El_Megga @randomguy000004 Well... That's forgivable... Because we get our English from everywhere... Ours is not purely British nor is it purely American... 😂 😂
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@iiitsAndy @randomguy000004 GOOGLE SAYS FLAT(BRITISH) APARTMENT(AMERICAN) BUT THEY MEAN THE SAME THING
WE USE BRITISH ENGLISH BUT SOUTH AFRICANS LOVE SOUNDING AMERICAN
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I think I saw you there...
Was you wearing a bike helmet... Thru whole game?
Ç@Cousama_O3
Otherwise, Loftus was electric today
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That's like 4 hours... 3 barbers trying to tackle that big ass head
Tšhimangadzo (˘̯˘ ) ™@GTA__Civilian
Hair cut & church tomomo.
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@s_y_d_n_ey @Overgaard44 @prime_jordan1 From our youth now... They still lack that captaincy leadership... Some potentials but I'd keep it to our goalkeeper
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@iiitsAndy @Overgaard44 @prime_jordan1 We don't talk about 30+ yr olds when talking about the future captains so Rudiger and Alaba are out.
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That’s not how the Madrid captaincy works, at all
CentreGoals.@centregoals
🚨🚨| NEW: Jude Bellingham is taking a lot of responsibility in the locker room, despite only arriving last summer. [@marca] Future Real Madrid captain? 👀🏴
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Yea because yall just become too nasty...
Why would you wanna have sex on top of the cashier whilst pouring gas at the gas station????
Rorisang ♠️@sangscript
How true is this?😂🤭
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@RakgadiKoolKat imagine spectacles that can see inside animals.
Like... You wear them and you can tell that the egg inside your chicken is still half done... Like a half moon...
Or seeing that your dog doesn't have a brain... Or a snake just got laid... Because dopamine is there
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I feel insulted 😭😭💔💔
Just when I was about to wake up my wife and tell her this amazing idea that'll make us billionaires 😭😭😭
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I now know how to identify aliens by gender.
If the alien has 3 titties... It's a female...
But If the alien has 3 titties... It's a male...
So that day I saw 2 aliens with 3 tiddays and i knew that they were lesbian 🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️🤦🏿♀️
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