do you like pancakes yeah we like pancakes

Worst opening experience

LIKE HELLO?

i need to draw i need to draw i need to draw i need to draw i need to draw

@pawpillled Oh ew

Genuinely why

i love this princess she's just like me

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

how it feels to be angry as an unserious person

can't wait for the jobless fucking homunculi to reply with "my kind of woman 😫😫"

do you guys also not remember how u found out about michael jackson cause u kinda knew him since the moment you gained consciousness or is it just me?

@mindandgeass They wanna make him white so bad 😭😭😭

Wtf They did this a while back too, these people were nuts :

@cocai9ne had someone do this to me after 2 hours once 🫩

mind you we met two days ago and i already said no the first time

@netanyahu @realDonaldTrump EAT SHIT

I spoke last night with President @realDonaldTrump about the memorandum of understanding to reopen the Straits of Hormuz and the upcoming negotiations toward a final agreement on Iran’s nuclear program. I expressed my deep appreciation to President Trump for his unwavering commitment to Israel’s security, including during Operation Roaring Lion and Epic Fury, when American and Israeli forces fought shoulder to shoulder against the Iranian threat. President Trump and I agreed that any final agreement with Iran must eliminate the nuclear danger. That means dismantling Iran’s nuclear enrichment sites and removing its enriched nuclear material from its territory. President Trump also reaffirmed Israel’s right to defend itself against threats on every front, including Lebanon. The partnership between us and our two countries has been proven on the battlefield and has never been stronger.  My policy, like President Trump’s, remains unchanged: Iran will not have nuclear weapons.

the two people my immigrant parents never played about

@PastaLording you're kinda dumb

guys this is a bit, the person I mentioned in the post asked me to do this

tl:dr mutual stole my cat at meetup hi guys, I just need to share this as I want to warn others. I recently had a meetup at my place with @.aeryphilia and she has afterwards decided to kidnap my cat and keep her hostage

Netanyahu

@briang0mez oh my god bruh

That time when Satan told Nurul Zahid to scold her maids for eating ice cream but Allah told her she could buy a whole ice cream company instead and a major crisis was averted.

@teoniw So like the entirety of France

A grown person using Snapchat is the devil

@whywasjoseph disgusting

rich people with helpers are interesting because they'll have these massive houses with guest rooms but will order a plastic box so that their helpers can live in them