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@LiquidJeans its just a summer internship i swear

Sure I work in the dick sucking factory but it’s in more of an administrative role

@neproxin I was asking which part of a sword you'd rather be struck by...

@ikeyssbm Oh u freaky freaky huh?

2 hours coach AMA please

why? what was the wordle on 9/11?

"ban boxx players" okay well what about box eaters

@MonkeyOclock @LiquidJeans why

We have TMZ for melee now Buy signal

Yoshi ao som de Yung Lean - Yoshi City

@spyskcowboy if it makes you feel better im also remerchandising the whole chiller during trading hours today

for a while I thought aiken was jimothy cool

All my opps sit at the allergy table. Me and my bros eating peanut butter in a mansion

@Pedlarbepedling have you lost one of your arms?

Rahhh

@LiquidJeans the scariest part is that most people are also not told they are off putting and will live in the ignorance of their own flaws, all in order to prevent a potentially awkward interaction

The scariest part about wario is the idea that no one tells him the way he acts is off putting, he might think people like that he’s so vulgar and abrasive

@LiquidJeans didnt know we dated the same girl lmao

@AtlosSSBM I would've been 301 right

300 UKIE players in an hour docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

@benjibobSSB @tacrollie nan said no more fowl play wins until we're off the motorway

@tacrollie my nan could win fowl play by asking nicely

I could win Fowl Play with my DK

@MonkeyOclock @NintenJoee boys will be boys

Why, as a man, are you hanging out the passenger side of your best friends ride, trying to holler at me?

@MonkeyOclock @NintenJoee he's gotta stop sharing his vape

Da joke will be on me if I partially picked my uni based on the local melee scene during the aftermath of lockdown if we just get another lockdown halfway through. That would be awesome. Aha.

I could tweet slurs daily and get less twitter hate than nintenjoe

matt ox younger than xaviersobased

@westersbutworse yeah I got you just need my Tesla back that I lent you first so I can get them out my holiday home in wales

@ikeyssbm don't forget to mail me them gold bars back when you have the chance and all

actually had dreams last night of looking at my banking app and having any money it's never been this bad