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the dogs in Vietnam are cuter don't @ me

it would be nice to have people over but i don't see why i should give myself a reason to do any of the things made "necessary" by people being over

saying birthday week may seem juvenile but if you call it a "season" you get 3 months AND a hashtag AND a squad. astrology is wild.

fuck man I don't even know if I'm saying the right shit to counter the "all things being equal"ism of straight white dudes but I promise I'm trying

tonight for dinner i ate half a chicken breast i cooked a few days ago off a fork no plate, but *I* cooked it and that's life progress. also had KFC today so honestly i actually i don't know

last night i was making a gin n tonic and as i washed a glass, my friends yelled "NO THAT'S DISHWASHING LIQUID." so that's level of faith my friends have in my vision, critical thinking skills and alcoholism. thanks guys.

i feel like this is the young conservative equivalent to the wolf moon tshirt and i don't know what to do with those feelings tbh

why do we have a Lion King remake that looks like it does and a CATS remake that looks like it does when the looks absolutely should be reversed?

a dragonfly landed on my leg which was magical. til i saw it was eating another bug. on my leg. im not your dinner plate dinosaur bug. get outta here.

if you have ever thought i have it together just remember that i get cheese on my pen often and there is cheese on my pen right now

it's been so hot that one day of cool rain and I'm mulling wine

my new local coffee shop/laze about spot is staffed by a couple of adorable young folk who karaoke in slow moments. its stacked with anime. sometimes there are dogs here. #mediumgoodtime #verygoodtime

getting turned on by feminist speeches, knowing how to give myself very good orgasms, and not killing my plants. being in your 30's has its perks.

Totally forgot it was Canada Day. But I was reminded and now I'm reminding you that Canada is still colonizing land and perpetuating violence to extract resources.

lately I've been watching movies in theaters I wouldn't bother with and I gotta say: Annabelle Comes Home > Dark Phoenix

I read books for fun. I love sex. And my personalized meme game is beyond spectacular. Why are you not dating me?

shout out to the woman next to me at Annabelle Comes Home who screamed at every scare and yelled EVERYTHING when they asked "what did you touch?" when the answe was ding ding ding everything. You the MVP of this showing.

if by picnic you mean picking the bacon out of a blt sandwich near a pile of garbage, then yes, I did have a picnic today!

#coldtake #notsureifIuseddialecticalcorrectlythere

listening to Glory ep of #friendlyfire and while I respect @johnroderick's interest in visible history, there are more effective and dialectical ways of interrogating history than leaving the symbols of hurt, usually ongoing, visible