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last night at the bar this guy asked me if my palestine map necklace was florida

WILD An african migrant from Mauritania entered our country illegally under Biden and claimed to be gay to get asylum in the U.S. He then got a job as a corrections officer at a prison in Indiana. There’s just one problem… He married the Sheriff’s daughter! He’s now in ICE custody.

unopened cutwater rolling around the red line and stopping at people’s feet like a campbells soup ad

this is genuinely frying tf outta me yo

It’s actually so funny that the narrative is “he called a woman a cunt!” when the person is actually nonbinary transmasc and doesn’t identify as a woman at all lol

So apparently Lorde's prescription for SPIT is actually an anti-androgen (testosterone blocker) that is not only used for treating acne, but also PCOS symptoms. The way this aligns perfectly with the theme of Virgin...