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There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things and off by one error. - Lao Tzu

@the_shrewd_dude they may get ideas from X and start geofencing us.

IMDb was great before Indians discovered it.

it's like posting a photo of your apartment and saying my city is great.

@manisha_kat i guess this is my sign to open this bag today.

started the trip with one coffee a day. quickly realised i needed to grow up and commit to three if i wanted to cover everything on my list. no regrets.

@gouthamciti people pay ₹900 and they still need to raise money??

will never comprehend why ppl pay 900 rupees for a veg chilly garlic noodle

@HilsaHedgeFund @bruschetamine even if you agree with the bill you should still be worried about how bills are being passed without any discussion.

that absolute clusterfuck of a bill has been passed in lok sabha btw fuck the parliament

@spicymargsssss good to know that i am not the one thats horny. it's twitter. 😭

All I did was liked one world bear day post🫩🙏🏻

@missmaddenstein @stonksqween i read desperately seeking shah rukh. in every chapter the author bonds with someone over shah rukh. be it in the cities or the villages. and everyone had the same complaint. men in real life aren't 1% as good as shah rukh.

@stonksqween I’m sorry dawg, I wish you had SRK singing in the fields too 😔

Millennials learnt how to love from movies and Gen Z are learning how to hate

michael jackson

@kishi_asf i solve this by going out at night. i know i am saying this from a place of privilege.

hot take but india DESPERATELY needs no kids zones like south korea. i would LOVE to go to a cafe, a beach, a movie theatre etc where kids are NOT allowed simply because they ruin the experience by screaming, crying, running while the parents watch 😐😐😐😐😐

@TheSanjivKapoor I took the same photo.

Greetings from Takayama, Japan 😀

@kawal279 lagta hai IT department abhi insta reels pe active nahi hua hai

How are business families comfortable giving house tours to insta and youtube bloggers? I bought a car in 2023 & my mom did not let me post even a single insta story LOL

In Japan I met an Indian school teacher who was invited to a Japanese school for a year. They run this program to exchange their practices. The Indian teacher told me that he writes reports about his learnings but no one reads it. Only one side is learning.

@maxvvi0lence unfortunately we can't have good things :(

@il3ven organised trekking is never good for the mountains especially if you are running 6 batches weekly of 27-30 people

trekking with a well known "sustainable" trekking company: omg they're so awesome working with said "sustainable" company: omg they're cult of elitist cunts who are making it worse for the mountains

@spicydabeli I heard they opened a canteen there with food from various states. However I couldn't find it last time I visited. Most probably even that's closed now.

At India Gate and they're not allowing people to sit on the lawns? Brother what is the point of coming to India Gate then. What Cubbon Park-ish policing this is

@AnkitaxPriya @ThisCouldBeAas everything reminds me of her. looking at you crazy head salon.

discovered a crazy head salon, experienced a crazy sunset and did a crazy walk with my fav senior and my fav oomf @ThisCouldBeAas 🥰🫶🏼

does the algorithm still reward sharing videos? anyway, here's a scene from sinners you should definitely watch if you are a music fan. youtu.be/S7jo5Cr6WUA?si…

@vaidehihihaha and they danced on: say strava strava mahiya say, strava strava

They met on Strava

@missmaddenstein and it's available all year round

TIL bhaang is legal in UP and Delhi???? What South Indian rock have I been living under 😭😭😭😭