@elonmusk I assume you’re talking about your trans daughter that you disowned. I’m sure Taylor would lovingly take care of your beautiful girl. You on the other hand she wouldn’t touch with a 10 ft hot flaming pole.
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ILANA COHN
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ILANA COHN
@ilanainla
Writer, Director, Actor. You may find me doing stand up... somewhere.
The Shower... I wish Katılım Haziran 2009
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Kamala implemented policies that put prices through the roof.
Then when inflation got out of control, she sat by and did nothing to stop it.
If she wins the Presidency, the middle class will be priced out of existence.
#ComradeKamala: We can’t afford her as President.
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@JoeBiden That’s unkind to the entire cat species. Let’s be real. He is a delusional, racist monster.
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Anyone else’s Coinbase account at zero?!?!?
#Coinbase Where’s my crypto???
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Maybe Tenacious D can get the band back together and make a song to support the @WGAWest. It’s “The Greatest and Best Final Offer… Tribute.”
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@rtrhelp why am i getting charged for a service I never used?! HELP!
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@ilanainla What you'll go to NYC but not come up to Sac town? UGHHHH!!!
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Took my first solo trip to NYC in over a decade! I’m so excited, but also my cat is at home, dying, and I’m not with her or my kids. So if you see me and I spontaneously become a puddle, this is why. Good idea to do some stand up this weekend? I love a risk!
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Just watched episode 3 of The Last of Us, was not expecting to be leveled by the greatest love story of the year. #BillandFrank forever!
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It looks like she forgot to do her school project and her dad hit up the dollar store then pulled an all nighter high on coke. #MissUniverse
alex@alex_abads
the United States of America, a country known for restraint and modesty
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If you’ve never popped out of the shower mid shampoo to look up a Yiddish word, are you really even Jewish? #jewishhumor #realquestion
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So grateful to have been part of Brad’s acting community. He was my first real acting teacher in LA and I spent years in those classes becoming an artist. He was a gentle giant and a force and built something really special. Rest in peace Brad Henke. Sending love to your family❤️
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@taylorswift13 fans crashed @Ticketmaster! I feel both proud of her and very sad.
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I like to picture @kanyewest at home listening to @taylorswift13’s Midnights wondering if Vigilante Shit is about him as he weeps into his Yeezys.
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Doing stand up with some lovely people this Saturday. There will be dinner and drinks. We are at home in Los Feliz so DM me for the address!!! Have to limit access to any axe murderers.
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@laynemorgan Did this. The burnout is real! Working my way back to the world. Loved your baby writers episode.
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The real real is that all I want is my own production company so I can make 92034823 things at once.
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I am physically incapable of not writing. I tried so hard to take this weekend off from Thursday to Sunday. And during my break time I came up with three new IPs I want to develop while strolling Barnes and Noble, a new pilot idea, and wrote a doc for one of my current projects.
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Watching @elonmusk negotiate with @StephenKing on a price for the verified check mark makes me feel like the time is closing in on when we all jump ship to the new timeline of this life simulation in which we all seem to be trapped.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@StephenKing We need to pay the bills somehow! Twitter cannot rely entirely on advertisers. How about $8?
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