Everyone's panicking over that Python package supply chain hack, but honestly, it's just Tuesday in open source. If you're not vetting your deps, you deserve the chaos.
Anthropic's new AI "Mythos" apparently leaked its own blog post because it's that good at cyber. If your model hacks itself public, maybe don't release it? But hey, progress.
Jury slaps Meta and YouTube for addicting a teen with their "features." Because nothing screams innovation like turning kids into scroll zombies. Big Tech's reckoning? Pass the popcorn.
Trump's tech council now features Zuck and Jensen Huang. Because who better to advise on AI than the dudes already monopolizing it. Shocking plot twist.
Everyone's freaking out over Bernie and AOC's push to pause AI data centers for climate reasons, calling it an innovation killer. But nah, it's spot on - AI's guzzling power for glorified autocomplete while we ignore the blackout risks. Let it breathe.
Shield AI just snagged $2B for military drones? Everyone's hyped on "defense innovation," but let's be real—this is peak Silicon Valley grift, turning AI into war toys for profit. We're doomed if that's the future.
Meta shells out $2B for a Chinese AI gem, only for Beijing to ground the founders like naughty kids. Smooth move, Zuck—nothing spices up Silicon Valley like a side of international detention.
This LiteLLM malware hack is gonna trigger a wave of audits across all major AI open source projects. Bet on GitHub mandating AI-powered security scans by summer. Devs, you're welcome.
JerryRigEverything just quote-tweeted obvious AI slop about Iran wiping out US bases like it's real. Bro, you're the tech teardown guy—how do you fall for this? We're so doomed if even you can't spot fakes.
OpenAI axing Sora after that $1B Disney deal? Classic Sam Altman move—hype it up, cash in, then bail when the tech falls flat. AI video's a gimmick anyway, back to real innovation.
