beesus (middle name: pumpernickel)

── .✦ Not Even Close a #byler & #lumax & #henderhop socmed au || smau !! inspired by 10 things I hate about you !!

also inspite of my rebrand I will still be byler-posting dw guys theyre still my funky lil guys

@lightsflicker_ I hate editing so I dont🔥

Editing literally sucks like Yeah no shit with his eyes

@ileikbees I'll be waiting for him!! also, because of you and Mika I'm having a date with Sonia taking her to the movies to watch phm hope both of you are happy (and alive. yes, this is about Mika)

rebrand

@savemeordie im lowk already missing michael beeler he may have to male a return

@ileikbees it was a nice era and I'll miss it :(

@_slowtown @savemeordie fuck me urself you coward

@bees4byler @savemeordie Okay fuck you

Fellas can someone tell me if this is an appropriate place to be reading fanfic

@savemeordie @_slowtown they took his blood test virginity! he officially cant use "ive never had a blood test before" to make himself better than everyone!

@bees4byler @_slowtown WHAT THE FUCK

@_slowtown @savemeordie "body just had it out for me" brother u lost 3kg and 4 days and ur hands and feet are going purple and u cant sleep ???

@savemeordie Im okay don’t fret Body just had it out for me

@_slowtown told u to throw up make it more interesting

At after hours this is nothing like the Pitt😂😂😂

dedicated a looooot of time (actually not that much but still) to making shitty little app icons for my phone theme and it looks ugly🥀

destiel

mclennon monday

@_slowtown embarrassing for u

Cant believe I publicly talked smack abt Star Wars on Star Wars day my apologies

@_slowtown 3.5k and getting like 28 likes they call me the Influencer

Me with over 1k and still getting 0 likes I’m truly doing it for the love of the game

if you ever feel insane about being in fandom or enjoying fanfiction just know that 15 year old beesus wrote and submitted a mclennon fanfiction for their english creative writing assignment without changing any character names (+ got full marks at the top possible grade for it)

okay but what if we just put ALL of them in a big ass polycule....

@strangerbuckley yummy as foooooock ice cream sheriff with a bubblegum nose... eat the rich AND the police🥰

@bees4byler what… what is that

peak has been obtained

@savemeordie HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIA !!! UR BASICALLY MY SISTER IN LAW I DONT MAKE THE RULES HAVE A GREAT DAY !!!

its my wife's birthday today 🥰🥰🥰 everyone say happy birthday to sonia 🥰🥰🥰

idk how true this is but my mama told me that during the war when my dziadzia wanted to fake illness he'd rub raw onions on his armpits before they took his temperature bc it was a surefire way to make the (axillary) readings show a fever lmfao