beesus (middle name: pumpernickel)

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beesus (middle name: pumpernickel)

@ileikbees

autism announcement i rly like st, phm, spn, the beatles, les mis & a bunch of other shit || author of eye for an eye - the byler fic

they/she || 26 Katılım Eylül 2025
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lightsflicker@lightsflicker_·
Editing literally sucks like Yeah no shit with his eyes
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cavt tanem 🇺🇦
cavt tanem 🇺🇦@savemeordie·
@ileikbees I'll be waiting for him!! also, because of you and Mika I'm having a date with Sonia taking her to the movies to watch phm hope both of you are happy (and alive. yes, this is about Mika)
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beesus (middle name: pumpernickel)
dedicated a looooot of time (actually not that much but still) to making shitty little app icons for my phone theme and it looks ugly🥀
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lila@faelwnnon·
mclennon monday
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if you ever feel insane about being in fandom or enjoying fanfiction just know that 15 year old beesus wrote and submitted a mclennon fanfiction for their english creative writing assignment without changing any character names (+ got full marks at the top possible grade for it)
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cavt tanem 🇺🇦@savemeordie·
its my wife's birthday today 🥰🥰🥰 everyone say happy birthday to sonia 🥰🥰🥰
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beesus (middle name: pumpernickel)
idk how true this is but my mama told me that during the war when my dziadzia wanted to fake illness he'd rub raw onions on his armpits before they took his temperature bc it was a surefire way to make the (axillary) readings show a fever lmfao
🌿@feyatsirk

@lestertoes Rectal temp is most accurate but invasive and if done wrong can cause tearing. Axillary (armpit), oral, tympanic (ear), and temporal (forehead) are the next options 👀 Axillary is considered least accurate cause theres So Many factors that can cause misreadings

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